"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Welcome on the Planet of Love!

Every day on our planet Spaceship arrives from 2500 being single girls on a side.
Every day we have the hundreds of thousands of new acquaintances.
Every month we celebrate 3600 weddings.


That reason by our guest, get through this "Magic door "
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And express the opinion?

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Strip_Lady
Welcome on the Planet of Love!

Every day on our planet Spaceship arrives from 2500 being single girls on a side.
Every day we have the hundreds of thousands of new acquaintances.
Every month we celebrate 3600 weddings.


That reason by our guest, get through this "Magic door "
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Dear «Don of Æuany», estimate, please, my modest site.
And express the opinion?

P.S. All addresses are tested on honesty decency.
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If I click, will you also transfer 10 million dollars into my unnumbered Nigerian bank account? :crackup:
 
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I am a Ninja Caaaaaaaaaa Caaaaaaaaa if you post anything like this again you will get a ninja star in the forhead caaaaaaaaaaaa caaaaaaaaaa
 
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them russians look puirty hot tho.;)

Obviously any gurll looking to marry an american guy is looking for money, and would become just another american slut then minute she crossed the border (just a reality check for all of you considering it)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
I Am the evil BLACK NINJA die Russian scum
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what a nerd/wanna-be
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It's cheaper to fly to Russia, parade around in Moscow or St Petersberg as a wealthy westerner and get swarmed by the good looking Russian chicks, get plenty of pvssy, then catch a flight home.

Damn!
I've just invented the holiday of my dreams!
Vokda+hot chicks I can easily score with.
Who's with me?
 
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hahahaha!!!!!

:crackup: @ this thread!
 
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