"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Weight Gainers

Luveno

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I've been going to the gym for about 10 weeks now. Although I've seen a substantial increase in my strength - I'm benching 50lbs more now than when I started - I'm still relatively the same size.

I understand that this is true because my caloric intake isn't high enough. Would it be a good idea for me to purchase and use a weight gainer or MRP to augment my caloric intake? If so, what kind?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Warboss Alex

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No, it'd be better to eat more food.

If you've got money to burn, then buy a
good sack of meat.

Or preferably, the whole cow, put it on a spit-roast and get one of those electric hedge-trimmers, just shave off steaks as you need them.

Commercial weight-gainers are nothing but a waste of money.

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE ANABOLIC QUALITIES OF GOOD PLAIN FOOD. EVER.
 

Luveno

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Yeah, food is the best way to get nutrients etc. However, my schedule is ridiculously busy and doesn't lend itself well to cooking.
 

morry

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Listen to Warboss, he seems to know his stuff.

You dont have to cook everything. Im pretty busy so I eat a lot of oats and tins of tuna. No preparation there.
 

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Originally posted by Luveno
I've been going to the gym for about 10 weeks now. Although I've seen a substantial increase in my strength - I'm benching 50lbs more now than when I started - I'm still relatively the same size.

I understand that this is true because my caloric intake isn't high enough. Would it be a good idea for me to purchase and use a weight gainer or MRP to augment my caloric intake? If so, what kind?
no they are full of sugar, you can just eat peanut butter if u want a weight gainer that isnt a sugar drink.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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