"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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we will all die from wuhan virus

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ngl if u die from wuhan virus spaz will ask the same "is that ur excuse"
OK. Go ahead and hide under ur bed.

Right, I almost forgot, continue spreading irrational fear or unfounded rumours and like now offer no preventive solutions.

Meanwhile if there's enough of people just like you in ur city, then there'll be riot, chaos and deaths.

Enjoy ur contribution by fanning the flames of fear.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You do realise that SARS was covered up till the end by the commies?

The data is a watered down version.

We only knew much of the information via HK and through Singapore, who were hit hard.

And as for the Wuhan virus, it only shot up after their Prez ordered no cover ups and any party official found guilty will be severely dealt with.

Regardless, I think there's much more infected. Some probably isn't sick enough to warrant a medical checkups but are actively spreading it, so there's that.

If we go by a normal seasonal flu, just by observation, abt 30% seeks treatment whilst 70% just whiffs through it.

So whatever numbers you see, it's only 30%.
 

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To those of you in China, more so if u r in Hubei or surrounding areas, I strongly urge you to skedaddle now.

Asian cities are closing down airports to anyone from Hubei now but in the coming days its gonna be aimed towards the whole of China.

Some airports has totally lock down any passengers from China.

You might have trouble going anywhere even if u r not sick.
 

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You do realise that SARS was covered up till the end by the commies?

The data is a watered down version.

We only knew much of the information via HK and through Singapore, who were hit hard.

And as for the Wuhan virus, it only shot up after their Prez ordered no cover ups and any party official found guilty will be severely dealt with.

Regardless, I think there's much more infected. Some probably isn't sick enough to warrant a medical checkups but are actively spreading it, so there's that.

If we go by a normal seasonal flu, just by observation, abt 30% seeks treatment whilst 70% just whiffs through it.

So whatever numbers you see, it's only 30%.
By that logic (that's actually accurate), a lot of other stuff is covered up also.
Like any data posted on this Coronavirus.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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By that logic (that's actually accurate), a lot of other stuff is covered up also.
Like any data posted on this Coronavirus.
Even if there's no cover up, there's probably X 70% more that's walking around seemingly fine.

Luckily it's not airborne, aerosol wise, like measles.
 

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Luckily it's not airborne, aerosol wise, like measles.
Damn, one of the last posts, and one of my last hopes!

Anyway what a difference a few months makes, now we're 99% sure it's airborne like the measles, although not as infectious.

Wear your masks! Same concept as coughing into your elbow but better.
 

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Damn, one of the last posts, and one of my last hopes!

Anyway what a difference a few months makes, now we're 99% sure it's airborne like the measles, although not as infectious.

Wear your masks! Same concept as coughing into your elbow but better.
Only through droplets when speaking or coughing, especially dangerous in enclosed areas.

But I'm sure in America, without social distancing or face mask, it will miraculously disappear...after all its just fake news.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Only through droplets when speaking or coughing, especially dangerous in enclosed areas.

But I'm sure in America, without social distancing or face mask, it will miraculously disappear...after all its just fake news.
Don't forget warm weather. It will definitely die then!
 

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Just like if it's your turn to get laid, it's your turn.
If it's your turn to die, it's your turn...
Accept it and do not let it consume you...

Infections do not equal automatic death sentences.

Natural Selection

Cleansing of the Earth

Yada yada yada...
 
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