VladPatton
Master Don Juan
You guys read/hear about this shıt lately? The fücker put a ring on that chick. Now I can't use him as an example anymore, fück! All I hope is that his prenup is water-tight. Toughts?
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
skinnyguy said:Marriage isn't just for faggots. Some of you are so jaded about relationships
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
That makes total sense. But if she has finally met her "alpha" in Clooney, she'll probably be on her best behavior. At least for awhile.bradd80 said:Dating a lawyer who's female is like torture. They argue about everything
bradd80 said:Are you kidding Kiebler is probably wealthier than the lawyer chick five times over. Besides the new lawyer chick is ugly as sin. I'd post a pic of her together with Clooney, but I couldn't find any. But the woman's so ugly I can understand why George wouldn't want to be seen with her and hid his relationship with her from the public for so long.
I don't know what the big deal is about Clooney, I think he's the biggest douchebag but that's just my opinion.
Dating a lawyer who's female is like torture. They argue about everything, every little thing is like a federal case with rules of evidence and procedure and they have a (usually feminist) opinion on everything. They also tend to have a lifelong need to prove that they are just as good as or even better than men, because that's how they've been used to acting in their profession their whole lives.
Good luck to George, that's what I say. And he better have an iron-clad sep agreement, this one's guaranteed not to last.
LOL, all women argue about everything..at least a lawyer would actually use facts and evidence instead of the make believe sh*t the average women throws at you when arguing.bradd80 said:Dating a lawyer who's female is like torture. They argue about everything, every little thing is like a federal case with rules of evidence and procedure and they have a (usually feminist) opinion on everything. They also tend to have a lifelong need to prove that they are just as good as or even better than men, because that's how they've been used to acting in their profession their whole lives.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Not all women, although there was a time when I would have agreed with you. My girlfriend and I rarely argue, you could count the number of arguments we've had on one hand. She's one of the most laid back, mellow people I know. And besides, what is there to argue about?yyc12 said:LOL, all women argue about everything.