"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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We have no half-size

Diaoz

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Ok guys, I've been attempting to talk to as many people as possible and as often suggested, I'm starting to talk to sales people, shopkeeper etc.

So the other day I was buying a pair of shoes. I asked "Do you have half a size bigger" and the girl responded "uh...no we don't".

What's funny to say?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Have you never watched "Married with Children."[/u] shoe stores aren't funny...
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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why the fvck would you want to make a funny remark? It's not like it's the store clerk's fault they have no half sizes.

I just sounds like you're trying too hard

D'Anconia, that was hillarious!!
 

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this thread sux
 

Interpol

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Why are you asking for lines for such a specific situation? How many times is a hot girl ever going to tell you that they don't have your size shoe? Maybe a few times in your entire life?

It's called developing a sense of humor...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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RoeCyris

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while i am not a hot girl I do work in a shoe store (Foot Locker) and can tell you that for the most part there is nothing funny that you can say/do when dealing with shoes. Usually when someone tries to make a joke it's at the expense of a shoe I, or some one I know likes.

I can't speak for all shoes sellspeople but as far as I am concerned the job is not alot of fun so if you can come in and be entertaining in the slightest you seem about 10x more interesting than you really are, which works in your favor. You don't have to be funny, just be entertaining and you will get attention from the people worth talking too. If someone gets pissed then u dont even wanna be dealing with them.


Good luck in the future.
 

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lol some of you need to chill out. Of course it's not the clerk's fault they have no half-sizes.

But as mentioned, I have began speaking to as many people as possible, being funny, interesting and all.

Now of course I probably wouldn't meet another girl who tells me they don't sell half-size shoes, but.....as mentioned, I AM trying to develop a sense of humour and am doing fine. Except I couldn't think of anything funny or whatever to say in this situation.
 
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