"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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We have no half-size

Diaoz

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Ok guys, I've been attempting to talk to as many people as possible and as often suggested, I'm starting to talk to sales people, shopkeeper etc.

So the other day I was buying a pair of shoes. I asked "Do you have half a size bigger" and the girl responded "uh...no we don't".

What's funny to say?
 

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Have you never watched "Married with Children."[/u] shoe stores aren't funny...
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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why the fvck would you want to make a funny remark? It's not like it's the store clerk's fault they have no half sizes.

I just sounds like you're trying too hard

D'Anconia, that was hillarious!!
 

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this thread sux
 

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Why are you asking for lines for such a specific situation? How many times is a hot girl ever going to tell you that they don't have your size shoe? Maybe a few times in your entire life?

It's called developing a sense of humor...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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RoeCyris

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while i am not a hot girl I do work in a shoe store (Foot Locker) and can tell you that for the most part there is nothing funny that you can say/do when dealing with shoes. Usually when someone tries to make a joke it's at the expense of a shoe I, or some one I know likes.

I can't speak for all shoes sellspeople but as far as I am concerned the job is not alot of fun so if you can come in and be entertaining in the slightest you seem about 10x more interesting than you really are, which works in your favor. You don't have to be funny, just be entertaining and you will get attention from the people worth talking too. If someone gets pissed then u dont even wanna be dealing with them.


Good luck in the future.
 

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lol some of you need to chill out. Of course it's not the clerk's fault they have no half-sizes.

But as mentioned, I have began speaking to as many people as possible, being funny, interesting and all.

Now of course I probably wouldn't meet another girl who tells me they don't sell half-size shoes, but.....as mentioned, I AM trying to develop a sense of humour and am doing fine. Except I couldn't think of anything funny or whatever to say in this situation.
 
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