"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The hard part is taking a girl to your place. Seems like you have no problem with this one.

DONT ever mention again your intentions, dont talk about this kind of stuff with girls, its all about the moment and not seting it up. Just be there with her, and make out in a way she'll get so wet u'll take her clothes off piece by piece while getting her in the mood.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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well tomorrow is the day, i dont know if it was a mistake but i bought her some Gunit shoes that she has been wanting for the longest, im not doing it in an attempt of gettin some booty just cause i bought her the shoes...(well it should help though ) but i actually really like her and its just a gift you know, but dont get me wrong, now i better hit it!

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It was a mistake.

Your a senior Don Juan - you should know better.

Go read the bible again.
 
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