"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ways to psych yourself up

smq650

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I wonder if this works. If you're at a department store, about to walk up to some chick and ask her out, how can you psych yourself up?

Heh maybe you can bring your iPod and like listen to Rocky's "Eye of the Tiger" or Van Halen's "Jump" right before you walk up! That way it will feel like you're just acting in a movie. Even better would be if you could keep the headphones on while you're talking to her, and just play the music at a lower volume. Bwhahaha....

YOU MUST FIGHT JUST TO KEEP THEM ALIIIIIIIIVEEEEE.....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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or you can wear some crotchless leather pants with no draws
 

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I know this number, it's great for some practical stimulation of the 3 sec rule.

Wilson Pickett - Land of 1000 dances
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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sh*t dearsappho, i think U've just took my life and distilled it to its essence...

Never trust a man in Spandex®

You must be fricken rich or smthing....genius...genius....
 
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