"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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way distant family..

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Grover_mister

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a guy i know named zach has a problem and i told him i would help.


well he met this girl who is pretty good looking. they flirted back and forth as he says but they came to find somtin out thats not good.


this girl is like his 3rd or 4th cousin.

now where i live u can marry ur 3rd cousin and beyond.

but here is the problem he doesnt know how to come about it lol..

so what should we tell this poor sap
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Stacks Of Terror

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If this friend is really you we won't judge.Shes basically not related to him then.
It shouldn't matter.
 
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LordGrin

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yea, i really wudn't even count a 3rd cuzin as a cusin anyways
man thats like ur grandparent's cuzin's descendence!
 
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