Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Watched Serena Williams Lose @ French Open

Wiesman44

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Dear god. Serena Williams looks like a National Geographic Centerfold. She should be kept in a cage.

She's only ugly B !

If I was to breed with her, being a white guy, god help what my children would look like. And the only way I'd breed w/ that thing was if my weiner was under some sort of spell or trance, b/c normally when looking at her, it goes up into my body kinda like a turtle head to protect itself.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wiesman44 said:
normally when looking at her, it goes up into my body kinda like a turtle head to protect itself.
LOLOLOLOL hahah I laughed so hard reading that.

It's true though, some women are so ugly they have that effect on you.

Serena is one of them...and her ears always reminded me of Godzilla's ears. RAWWRRR!!!!!
 
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