"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Watched Serena Williams Lose @ French Open

Wiesman44

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Dear god. Serena Williams looks like a National Geographic Centerfold. She should be kept in a cage.

She's only ugly B !

If I was to breed with her, being a white guy, god help what my children would look like. And the only way I'd breed w/ that thing was if my weiner was under some sort of spell or trance, b/c normally when looking at her, it goes up into my body kinda like a turtle head to protect itself.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wiesman44 said:
normally when looking at her, it goes up into my body kinda like a turtle head to protect itself.
LOLOLOLOL hahah I laughed so hard reading that.

It's true though, some women are so ugly they have that effect on you.

Serena is one of them...and her ears always reminded me of Godzilla's ears. RAWWRRR!!!!!
 
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