"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Was this girl horny with me?

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So me and this girl are making out on my bed the other day, for the first time. After we spent the day together.

Now, I make sure to really get them worked up when I do this. When the first kiss happens, I always say "that's all you'll get". She tenativley said "okay..." kind of dissapointed. I'll smell their neck, kiss their neck, nibble and blow on their ears, move their shirt and kiss their shoulder, then put their clothes back. I actually remember kissing on her tits, as I moved down once when I was kissing the covered part of her neck. I always stopped and pulled away first, to watch the movie that was playing. I'd have my lips just hover over hers until she grabbed the back of my head and started sucking on my tongue.

Anyway, at one point she wrapped her legs around mine, and I her ***** was HOT. I mean, like HOT. It was weird, almost burning. She also pressed her leg against my ****, and crushed my balls a few times :crackup:

What ended up happening was that I cut everything off and drove her home (my parents were home so no sex).

So, what do you guys think?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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There is no way that she was horny. In fact, she was severely turned off.

Next time try something like doing your calculus homework together or playing rock paper scissors over and over again, this will work much better.

And, also, she pissed her pants. I hope you enjoyed it and the stain on your parents couch.
 
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future_strongguy said:
There is no way that she was horny. In fact, she was severely turned off.

Next time try something like doing your calculus homework together or playing rock paper scissors over and over again, this will work much better.

And, also, she pissed her pants. I hope you enjoyed it and the stain on your parents couch.
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I completely agree.

You screwed up, Vice.

Next time, sing her a Maroon 5 song and ask about her ex boyfriends.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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HAHA this story should go in that thread in the Vault

"Worst come-ons you missed"

You actually turned her on that she straddled you and yet your asking if she was "Horny for YOU," Come on bro...
 
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Vice said:
Anyway, at one point she wrapped her legs around mine, and I her ***** was HOT. I mean, like HOT. It was weird, almost burning. She also pressed her leg against my ****, and crushed my balls a few times :crackup:

So, what do you guys think?
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U kiddin me??? :crackup: :crackup: wish i had "burnin hot" poon wrapped around my leg!!! :crackup: :crackup: INSANE

You should post this in the "most obviously missed come-ons" LOL :crackup:
 
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Did you get an erection if you don't mind me asking???
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Kind of. I don't get them easily, I need to be comfortable and worked up just as much as her. Our arousal level usually is the same, with hers always being slightly higher, since I'm so good :D

The reason I didn't have sex with her was because MY PARENTS WERE HOME. I was also getting tired with her so I decided that rather than staying with her for as long as possible, I'd end on a high note and leave her wanting more.

I knew she was horny, I knew she wanted it, the reason I'm asking on here is to CONFIRM it. I didn't miss any of her come-ons.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You should have taken her outside if your parents were home, to a quasi-private place, railed her, and still left her wanting more.

Thats what I would have done anyway.
 
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whatever you do bro, you better not procrastinate on _____ her. Women want a man of action and if you manage to get passion out of them to the point they are beggin to get ____ by you, and you make em wait too long, the interest is over. You better not procrastinate on her or "make her wanting more" for a bit too long. If you make her wait more than a week you pretty much screwed yourself.

trust me i know from experience :(
 
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