"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Was this girl horny with me?

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So me and this girl are making out on my bed the other day, for the first time. After we spent the day together.

Now, I make sure to really get them worked up when I do this. When the first kiss happens, I always say "that's all you'll get". She tenativley said "okay..." kind of dissapointed. I'll smell their neck, kiss their neck, nibble and blow on their ears, move their shirt and kiss their shoulder, then put their clothes back. I actually remember kissing on her tits, as I moved down once when I was kissing the covered part of her neck. I always stopped and pulled away first, to watch the movie that was playing. I'd have my lips just hover over hers until she grabbed the back of my head and started sucking on my tongue.

Anyway, at one point she wrapped her legs around mine, and I her ***** was HOT. I mean, like HOT. It was weird, almost burning. She also pressed her leg against my ****, and crushed my balls a few times :crackup:

What ended up happening was that I cut everything off and drove her home (my parents were home so no sex).

So, what do you guys think?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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There is no way that she was horny. In fact, she was severely turned off.

Next time try something like doing your calculus homework together or playing rock paper scissors over and over again, this will work much better.

And, also, she pissed her pants. I hope you enjoyed it and the stain on your parents couch.
 
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future_strongguy said:
There is no way that she was horny. In fact, she was severely turned off.

Next time try something like doing your calculus homework together or playing rock paper scissors over and over again, this will work much better.

And, also, she pissed her pants. I hope you enjoyed it and the stain on your parents couch.
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I completely agree.

You screwed up, Vice.

Next time, sing her a Maroon 5 song and ask about her ex boyfriends.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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HAHA this story should go in that thread in the Vault

"Worst come-ons you missed"

You actually turned her on that she straddled you and yet your asking if she was "Horny for YOU," Come on bro...
 
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Vice said:
Anyway, at one point she wrapped her legs around mine, and I her ***** was HOT. I mean, like HOT. It was weird, almost burning. She also pressed her leg against my ****, and crushed my balls a few times :crackup:

So, what do you guys think?
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U kiddin me??? :crackup: :crackup: wish i had "burnin hot" poon wrapped around my leg!!! :crackup: :crackup: INSANE

You should post this in the "most obviously missed come-ons" LOL :crackup:
 
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Did you get an erection if you don't mind me asking???
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Kind of. I don't get them easily, I need to be comfortable and worked up just as much as her. Our arousal level usually is the same, with hers always being slightly higher, since I'm so good :D

The reason I didn't have sex with her was because MY PARENTS WERE HOME. I was also getting tired with her so I decided that rather than staying with her for as long as possible, I'd end on a high note and leave her wanting more.

I knew she was horny, I knew she wanted it, the reason I'm asking on here is to CONFIRM it. I didn't miss any of her come-ons.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You should have taken her outside if your parents were home, to a quasi-private place, railed her, and still left her wanting more.

Thats what I would have done anyway.
 
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whatever you do bro, you better not procrastinate on _____ her. Women want a man of action and if you manage to get passion out of them to the point they are beggin to get ____ by you, and you make em wait too long, the interest is over. You better not procrastinate on her or "make her wanting more" for a bit too long. If you make her wait more than a week you pretty much screwed yourself.

trust me i know from experience :(
 
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