"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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was this a sh!t test? how would you respond to this

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One of the chicks I'm talking to on the phone told me "It takes me 3 hours to put my makeup on" and I didn't really know what to say so basically I just was like "Damn girl... 3 hours?!" and then she was like "Well more like 2! I have long hair that's why.." I think I could've probably handled it better. Ideally what would of been the best thing to come back with?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Her: "It takes me 3 hours to put my makeup on"

You: "Are you that ugly?"

LOL not recommended.

I don't think it meant anything unless she is using it as an excuse as to why she can't do something.
 
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Tell her to put her hair in a bun and hurry the hell up
 
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I think your over thinking this. Just laugh.
 
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I was in a similar situation, but it was when me and her were falling asleep in her bed, she told me she had to get up at 6 to be somewhere at 10. I made fun of her and actually went through with her what exactly she had to do in the morning that took so long, and she ended up getting up 2 hours later because i made her realize she didn't need to wake up so early.
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

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montybrown said:
One of the chicks I'm talking to on the phone told me "It takes me 3 hours to put my makeup on" and I didn't really know what to say so basically I just was like "Damn girl... 3 hours?!" and then she was like "Well more like 2! I have long hair that's why.." I think I could've probably handled it better. Ideally what would of been the best thing to come back with?
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A lot of girls take this much time. 2 hours. It takes them that long because of the long hair. Unless they blow dry it (not likely)!

If it would have been a sh!t test it would have been in a question or situational (form) statement.
 
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