"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Was she having orgasms?

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I went to the hair salon and there was this one stylist who was doing some other ladies hair. Everything seemed fine. This went on for about 15-20 minutes.

When it was my turn to get a quick haircut, the stylist had to use the bathroom about four times. I told her it was okay and told her to take her time...I wasn't in a rush or anything.

As she was holding on to my head, I closed my eyes and fantasized about having sex with her.

She grabbed my shoulder and bent forward and told me she'll be back. She had to use the bathroom again.

I also heard her exhaling a bit (as well as a little moaning) as she was cutting my hair.

What was going on?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lol..you made her come just by the sexiness of your hair. Props bro
 

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She was cutting your hair and she probably had diarrhea hence the leaning forward(cramps), exhaling(pain management) and leaving to go to the crapper.

No ones head is that arousing lol
 

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Mr Wright said:
She was cutting your hair and she probably had diarrhea hence the leaning forward(cramps), exhaling(pain management) and leaving to go to the crapper.

No ones head is that arousing lol
I sure hope it wasn't diarrhea.
 

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Some of the **** people say here is mindboggling.... Highly doubt you gave her one nevermind four orgasms just by getting your hair cut
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Full blown diarrhea, without a doubt.
 

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Diarrhea or orgasm? That is the question. I think more information will be needed to solve this great mystery.

Did you hear a buzzing noise at all? Was there some dude in the corner with a tiny remote and a $hit eating grin on his face?

How was she walking when she went to the bathroom? Did it look like she was keeping her butt tight and walking stiff legged? Kind of like a duck?

Hmmmmmm....this is all very perplexing.
 

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VladPatton said:
Full blown diarrhea, without a doubt.
She didn't have the diarrhea problem when she was doing the other girls hair. It all started when I sat on the chair.
 

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lmao bro thats nasty she went four times to the crappper i hope she washed her hands everytime she came back. eww
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Jair213 said:
lmao bro thats nasty she went four times to the crappper i hope she washed her hands everytime she came back. eww
She washed her hands from masturbating each time.
 

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so we've narrowed it down to either she had diarrhea or she was having an orgasm.

Anyone else have a theory to this unsolved mystery?
 

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After painstakingly careful analysis, my vote is for diarrhea.

Did any kind of odor follow her back to your chair? I've had women walk by me after visiting the bathroom with a trailing smell that was so bad it could put down a buffalo.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
After painstakingly careful analysis, my vote is for diarrhea.

Did any kind of odor follow her back to your chair? I've had women walk by me after visiting the bathroom with a trailing smell that was so bad it could put down a buffalo.
Nope, I didn't smell anything.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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LOL...you thought she had an orgasm, not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times! Are you kidding? Sorry, I don't mean to be a d1ck, but she had the runs guaranteed.
 

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Sandow said:
LOL...you thought she had an orgasm, not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times! Are you kidding? Sorry, I don't mean to be a d1ck, but she had the runs guaranteed.

I agree... this thread def is entertaining though! haha

OP.... go meet some women bro.








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Rep for this thread being so damn funny. I too think it's the D.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
After painstakingly careful analysis, my vote is for diarrhea.

Did any kind of odor follow her back to your chair? I've had women walk by me after visiting the bathroom with a trailing smell that was so bad it could put down a buffalo.
Lol are you being serious? If so that's disgusting as hell.
 

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Yes sir, I am being serious. One time I was in an insurance broker's office and this woman I didn't particularly like walked back to her desk from the back. I exclaimed, "OMG, what have you been eating?!"

We are now NC.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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