Was she having orgasms?

[SeymourCake]

I went to the hair salon and there was this one stylist who was doing some other ladies hair. Everything seemed fine. This went on for about 15-20 minutes.

When it was my turn to get a quick haircut, the stylist had to use the bathroom about four times. I told her it was okay and told her to take her time...I wasn't in a rush or anything.

As she was holding on to my head, I closed my eyes and fantasized about having sex with her.

She grabbed my shoulder and bent forward and told me she'll be back. She had to use the bathroom again.

I also heard her exhaling a bit (as well as a little moaning) as she was cutting my hair.

What was going on?

 

[JoeMarron]

Lol..you made her come just by the sexiness of your hair. Props bro

 

[Mr Wright]

She was cutting your hair and she probably had diarrhea hence the leaning forward(cramps), exhaling(pain management) and leaving to go to the crapper.

No ones head is that arousing lol

 

[SeymourCake]

She was cutting your hair and she probably had diarrhea hence the leaning forward(cramps), exhaling(pain management) and leaving to go to the crapper.

No ones head is that arousing lol

I sure hope it wasn't diarrhea.

 

[OhDamn]

Some of the **** people say here is mindboggling.... Highly doubt you gave her one nevermind four orgasms just by getting your hair cut

 

[VladPatton]

Full blown diarrhea, without a doubt.

 

[plate's_empty]

Diarrhea or orgasm? That is the question. I think more information will be needed to solve this great mystery.

Did you hear a buzzing noise at all? Was there some dude in the corner with a tiny remote and a $hit eating grin on his face?

How was she walking when she went to the bathroom? Did it look like she was keeping her butt tight and walking stiff legged? Kind of like a duck?

Hmmmmmm....this is all very perplexing.

 

[SeymourCake]

Full blown diarrhea, without a doubt.

She didn't have the diarrhea problem when she was doing the other girls hair. It all started when I sat on the chair.

 

[Chase24]

This is just all types of hilarious

 

[Jair213]

lmao bro thats nasty she went four times to the crappper i hope she washed her hands everytime she came back. eww

 

[SeymourCake]

lmao bro thats nasty she went four times to the crappper i hope she washed her hands everytime she came back. eww

She washed her hands from masturbating each time.

 

[khushivis]

yeah every one have it .

 

[plate's_empty]

so we've narrowed it down to either she had diarrhea or she was having an orgasm.

Anyone else have a theory to this unsolved mystery?

 

[Atom Smasher]

After painstakingly careful analysis, my vote is for diarrhea.

Did any kind of odor follow her back to your chair? I've had women walk by me after visiting the bathroom with a trailing smell that was so bad it could put down a buffalo.

 

[SeymourCake]

After painstakingly careful analysis, my vote is for diarrhea.

Did any kind of odor follow her back to your chair? I've had women walk by me after visiting the bathroom with a trailing smell that was so bad it could put down a buffalo.

Nope, I didn't smell anything.

 

[Sandow]

LOL...you thought she had an orgasm, not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times! Are you kidding? Sorry, I don't mean to be a d1ck, but she had the runs guaranteed.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

LOL...you thought she had an orgasm, not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times! Are you kidding? Sorry, I don't mean to be a d1ck, but she had the runs guaranteed.

I agree... this thread def is entertaining though! haha

OP.... go meet some women bro.








PIMP

 

[yyyy1313]

Rep for this thread being so damn funny. I too think it's the D.

 

[JoeMarron]

After painstakingly careful analysis, my vote is for diarrhea.

Did any kind of odor follow her back to your chair? I've had women walk by me after visiting the bathroom with a trailing smell that was so bad it could put down a buffalo.

Lol are you being serious? If so that's disgusting as hell.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Yes sir, I am being serious. One time I was in an insurance broker's office and this woman I didn't particularly like walked back to her desk from the back. I exclaimed, "OMG, what have you been eating?!"

We are now NC.