"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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*warning* Do Not Listen To Guru1000 Threads

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Just had to pop in to give you this quick warning. Guru1000 comes like a wolf in sheep's clothing. It looks like he wants to help you but his threads usually end up in arguments and put downs from him. His agenda is not to build you up but to tear you down and then to make it look like its your fault for not following his advice. Ask him a simple question and you'll get a very complicated sophistical, irrelevant answer designed to evade your question. He is a monster and a sociopath. You have been warned.

A typical Guru1000 thread goes something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgBjAR3lys
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LOL at the video.

I'm sorry I hurt you.
 
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This is my last post under this username. With max rep points I have gone as far with this character as I'm going to go as I did with my previous incarnation Sylvester The Cat. So as I take a bow and leave you as smileyface let me leave you with this final post:
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Be a man of your word and go away; stop acting like a child.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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angry kid got his feels hurt. Time for him to tantrum.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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thx alot tictac, now NOONE is going to listen to Guru's posts.
 
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More sosuave drama, great.

When you start from ground zero, you create whatever the hell you want to create out of yourself. Granted, I still don't see how he tears me down because I understand what transcention is though. Perhaps you are too narrowminded? Or ignorant? We could say that you just like to start drama on internet forums too, simply because you're bored. Especially how you even posted a link to prove that this isn't your first time denouncing someone else.

Also, what the **** does your opinion matter to us? Why should it? And what have you personally done to give back to the forum?

You suck.
 
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G1000 is a prolific poster who tries to help guys in his way. Not everyone likes his philosophy but I suspect he would take Voltaire's position on that matter. Definitely a huge asset to the community.
 
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Actually you can use a text-to-speech device and listen to his posts, but then again when smiley warns you that you shouldn't listen to him then you have to nod your head and listen to other stuff.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Just had to pop in to give you this quick warning. Guru1000 comes like a wolf in sheep's clothing. It looks like he wants to help you but his threads usually end up in arguments and put downs from him. His agenda is not to build you up but to tear you down and then to make it look like its your fault for not following his advice. Ask him a simple question and you'll get a very complicated sophistical, irrelevant answer designed to evade your question. He is a monster and a sociopath. You have been warned.

A typical Guru1000 thread goes something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgBjAR3lys
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Give examples. Why can't you look through is post history and show us what you mean. When you make a claim you need to back up your claim with evidence. Not post a youtube video.
 
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