"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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*warning* Do Not Listen To Guru1000 Threads

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Just had to pop in to give you this quick warning. Guru1000 comes like a wolf in sheep's clothing. It looks like he wants to help you but his threads usually end up in arguments and put downs from him. His agenda is not to build you up but to tear you down and then to make it look like its your fault for not following his advice. Ask him a simple question and you'll get a very complicated sophistical, irrelevant answer designed to evade your question. He is a monster and a sociopath. You have been warned.

A typical Guru1000 thread goes something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgBjAR3lys
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LOL at the video.

I'm sorry I hurt you.
 

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This is my last post under this username. With max rep points I have gone as far with this character as I'm going to go as I did with my previous incarnation Sylvester The Cat. So as I take a bow and leave you as smileyface let me leave you with this final post:
Be a man of your word and go away; stop acting like a child.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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piranha45

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angry kid got his feels hurt. Time for him to tantrum.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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thx alot tictac, now NOONE is going to listen to Guru's posts.
 

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More sosuave drama, great.

When you start from ground zero, you create whatever the hell you want to create out of yourself. Granted, I still don't see how he tears me down because I understand what transcention is though. Perhaps you are too narrowminded? Or ignorant? We could say that you just like to start drama on internet forums too, simply because you're bored. Especially how you even posted a link to prove that this isn't your first time denouncing someone else.

Also, what the **** does your opinion matter to us? Why should it? And what have you personally done to give back to the forum?

You suck.
 

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G1000 is a prolific poster who tries to help guys in his way. Not everyone likes his philosophy but I suspect he would take Voltaire's position on that matter. Definitely a huge asset to the community.
 

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Actually you can use a text-to-speech device and listen to his posts, but then again when smiley warns you that you shouldn't listen to him then you have to nod your head and listen to other stuff.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Just had to pop in to give you this quick warning. Guru1000 comes like a wolf in sheep's clothing. It looks like he wants to help you but his threads usually end up in arguments and put downs from him. His agenda is not to build you up but to tear you down and then to make it look like its your fault for not following his advice. Ask him a simple question and you'll get a very complicated sophistical, irrelevant answer designed to evade your question. He is a monster and a sociopath. You have been warned.

A typical Guru1000 thread goes something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgBjAR3lys
Give examples. Why can't you look through is post history and show us what you mean. When you make a claim you need to back up your claim with evidence. Not post a youtube video.
 
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