Told my cousin's ex gf that I thought she was pretty and liked her from the moment I saw her, and it was over the internet too. Needless to say, we never went out..lol. She responded with, "You're XXXXX's (my cousin) cousin, that's too weird."
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Wanted: Your Most AFC Move
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
michaelhctam
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Going to a this HB9's house and made a massive dump in her private toilet....only finding out there was no more toilet paper left.....
Then I cried and she heard it.
I went out and she smelt my brand and gave me a :woo: look, and gave me a tissue then I accidentally SHARTED (fart with some sh!t coming out) which was impossible to NOT hear then to break the awkward situation I then said I loved her and cried even harder then she just said, "Its ok! Dont cry! We can still be friends!" She was my sisters best friend and we have known each other since the age of 8.
:rockon:
This isnt true, but man is it FVCKING FUNNY. HAHA.
Then I cried and she heard it.
I went out and she smelt my brand and gave me a :woo: look, and gave me a tissue then I accidentally SHARTED (fart with some sh!t coming out) which was impossible to NOT hear then to break the awkward situation I then said I loved her and cried even harder then she just said, "Its ok! Dont cry! We can still be friends!" She was my sisters best friend and we have known each other since the age of 8.
:rockon:
This isnt true, but man is it FVCKING FUNNY. HAHA.
Oh, I have another move. In 8th grade there was this cute chick that I always thought would make a decent gf, but I was too big of a chicken to talk to her much at all and I really didn't ever say anything to her. Then one day on the bus, she comes and sits right beside me and says, "will you go out with me?'" Me, not even being able to hold eye contact with her and she says, "I'm over here". Then I look at her and say, "maybe..I'll have to think about it." I never did tell her if I would go out with her or not.
Fast forward to the very next school year. The first day of school. This girl is a FVCKING HOTTIE with huge boobs and nipples poking out of her white tank top and I am thinking, "OMG, way to go...look at what you could have had, you fvcking dumbass." She says to me, "I'm too hot for you now ain't I?"
Now she is 21 and has two kids by two different guys though, so that's the brightside.
Fast forward to the very next school year. The first day of school. This girl is a FVCKING HOTTIE with huge boobs and nipples poking out of her white tank top and I am thinking, "OMG, way to go...look at what you could have had, you fvcking dumbass." She says to me, "I'm too hot for you now ain't I?"
Now she is 21 and has two kids by two different guys though, so that's the brightside.
Hydroblunt
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I got you all beat.
Sophmore year, first semester, I took a liking to this girl who worked in the college gym. Hot chick, curvy body, pretty face
We were both attracted to each other. I started a convo with her by asking her to help with a stretch, was real smooth about it. Ran into her outside the next day, we talked & I got her number.
So I really wanted to hang with her that weekend. I called her like 10 times in one day, thinking she probably did not have caller ID. Talk about a stupid assumption. When she called back, she was like "I was wondering who this crazy guy was calling me". So then I ask her to meet up. LOL, can anyone guess what excuse she used?
Sophmore year, first semester, I took a liking to this girl who worked in the college gym. Hot chick, curvy body, pretty face
We were both attracted to each other. I started a convo with her by asking her to help with a stretch, was real smooth about it. Ran into her outside the next day, we talked & I got her number.
So I really wanted to hang with her that weekend. I called her like 10 times in one day, thinking she probably did not have caller ID. Talk about a stupid assumption. When she called back, she was like "I was wondering who this crazy guy was calling me". So then I ask her to meet up. LOL, can anyone guess what excuse she used?
TheManlyMan
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You guys don't have **** on my AFC-self.
I had one-itis for three years. Freshman, sophmore, and junior year of highschool. That girl made out with my best friend - we had an argument, but one week later we were going to prom "as friends"
I had one-itis for three years. Freshman, sophmore, and junior year of highschool. That girl made out with my best friend - we had an argument, but one week later we were going to prom "as friends"
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
comic_relief
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still doesn't beat my five years of hell from sixth grade to tenth gradeTheManlyMan said:
look up my story in this thread for a funny read.
Also, I am happy for her though. She was what got me searching for something to help me out with. I found this site, so she was an intricate part of me finding myself.
comic_relief
comic_relief
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ok, I'm interested. This is going to be good.ElStud said:
*Gets lawn chair and a beer. Ready for the fireworks.*
best of luck
comic_relief
I got a really bad one for y'all. It might not top comic_relief's, but it taught me a thing or two about one-itis.
Senior year of high school, had a severe case of one-itis. With hindsight, the girl was an HB7 or 7.5 at most, but at the time I thought she was the hottest girl alive. Anyway, turns out she had a bf and they'd known each other since they were little kids. I decided that since she'd been with the guy for so long he must be "better" for her than me, so I did what I thought was the gentlemanly thing and let myself slip into the friendzone. Had a crush on her all year long, did nice things for her all the time. On the bright side, we did end up being good friends.
Now for the crap. I finally got to meet her bf at the graduation banquet. Guy was a total wimp, skinny as hell, five inches shorter than me, looked like a nerd, and him and the girl hardly spoke or touched all evening, it was like nothing was going on between them. So I figure if I'd gone after the chick to begin with, I might have actually ended up with her. Instead of forgetting what just happened and moving on with my life, I decided I'd try to pursue the girl anyway in the week of school that was left! Needless to say, I failed.
Two days later, just after commencement, this other girl (HB8) was hitting on me (I believe her exact words were "i'd like to get drunk with you tonight"). Any guesses as to my answer? Hint, hint: ONE-ITIS :cuss: .
Senior year of high school, had a severe case of one-itis. With hindsight, the girl was an HB7 or 7.5 at most, but at the time I thought she was the hottest girl alive. Anyway, turns out she had a bf and they'd known each other since they were little kids. I decided that since she'd been with the guy for so long he must be "better" for her than me, so I did what I thought was the gentlemanly thing and let myself slip into the friendzone. Had a crush on her all year long, did nice things for her all the time. On the bright side, we did end up being good friends.
Now for the crap. I finally got to meet her bf at the graduation banquet. Guy was a total wimp, skinny as hell, five inches shorter than me, looked like a nerd, and him and the girl hardly spoke or touched all evening, it was like nothing was going on between them. So I figure if I'd gone after the chick to begin with, I might have actually ended up with her. Instead of forgetting what just happened and moving on with my life, I decided I'd try to pursue the girl anyway in the week of school that was left! Needless to say, I failed.
Two days later, just after commencement, this other girl (HB8) was hitting on me (I believe her exact words were "i'd like to get drunk with you tonight"). Any guesses as to my answer? Hint, hint: ONE-ITIS :cuss: .
Deviant_DeWilde
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Haha nice thread... Rewind years back, when I was just starting high school, there was this really hot chick who I was COMPLETELY into. I liked her to the point of looking up on the internet "best ever chat up lines" and pretty much giving her a monologue of them. My grand finale was what they called the ultimate pick up line, "this time next year let's be laughing together." You should've seen her reaction. It was kind of like "**** off! You are so annoying!" So much for being nice eh?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
wow, reading this thread makes me think back to AFC moments. This girl asked me when I was drunk, if i liked her as more than a friend. i said no, as a friend only. before this, i dated/hooked up with her sister. after this, she kept askin me who i thought was hotter, her or her sister? and what did i do? i IMed her a poem and needless to say, she blocked me! duh
i almost did an AFC move again. I hooked up with my friends ex girl. anyway, she said like twice how she wanted to go see josh grobin. i almost bought tickets for her! thank god I found this thread. and i found out the night after she hooked up with me, she fvcked my friend! oh well. no tickets for her bltch a$$!
i almost did an AFC move again. I hooked up with my friends ex girl. anyway, she said like twice how she wanted to go see josh grobin. i almost bought tickets for her! thank god I found this thread. and i found out the night after she hooked up with me, she fvcked my friend! oh well. no tickets for her bltch a$$!
slitherjef
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Okay... I will bite
A while back for a girl that worked at the store with me I was interested in. She had a husband (or boyfriend) a kid and actualy talked to me (Wheee here we go: She's talking to me, she must be interested!) Well, one day she mentioned this guy never bought her flowers, so my bAFC ass went and got her one a day later.
As you guess, that went over pretty well *end sarcasm*
A while later her and this other guy who was also interested in her and myself go to a strip club. She paid the guys cover charge because I guess he left his money in the car, told him to just pay her after we where done.
After the stripclub the three of us went to a park and chatted both of us was trying to get some alone time with her, basicly what she heard was:
Me: I wanna do you
Him: I wanna do you
Me: No, I wanna do you
Ugh! But it gets worse!
She still needed the cover charge from this other guy, which was like 10 bucks or something and this guy has an idea, "Yeah, I will give your ten bucks to you, just lift up your shirt, show me your cans and I will stick the 10spot in your breast"
They walk away and Im like what ever.
It gets worse. At work a couple days later she kisses one of my buddies. Im right there. A bit later I tell her I wanted to go down on her. I gave her my phone number. She does call it! But to talk to my buddy who was giving me a ride home from work.
WTF!?
A bit later we go to a party. She screws some guy there. Then later transfers stores.
Worse? Yup Later on when V-day rolls around, about 20am I sent her a text message wishing her a happy v-day
Sad I know.
Then I found David D and this website and now I am trying to go on the right track
A while back for a girl that worked at the store with me I was interested in. She had a husband (or boyfriend) a kid and actualy talked to me (Wheee here we go: She's talking to me, she must be interested!) Well, one day she mentioned this guy never bought her flowers, so my bAFC ass went and got her one a day later.
As you guess, that went over pretty well *end sarcasm*
A while later her and this other guy who was also interested in her and myself go to a strip club. She paid the guys cover charge because I guess he left his money in the car, told him to just pay her after we where done.
After the stripclub the three of us went to a park and chatted both of us was trying to get some alone time with her, basicly what she heard was:
Me: I wanna do you
Him: I wanna do you
Me: No, I wanna do you
Ugh! But it gets worse!
She still needed the cover charge from this other guy, which was like 10 bucks or something and this guy has an idea, "Yeah, I will give your ten bucks to you, just lift up your shirt, show me your cans and I will stick the 10spot in your breast"
They walk away and Im like what ever.
It gets worse. At work a couple days later she kisses one of my buddies. Im right there. A bit later I tell her I wanted to go down on her. I gave her my phone number. She does call it! But to talk to my buddy who was giving me a ride home from work.
WTF!?
A bit later we go to a party. She screws some guy there. Then later transfers stores.
Worse? Yup Later on when V-day rolls around, about 20am I sent her a text message wishing her a happy v-day
Sad I know.
Then I found David D and this website and now I am trying to go on the right track
Northern Lights
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Just the countless times I've missed the most obvious signals, I was pretty bad. Live and learn though
Kev07
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I drove my one-itis to her boy friend's house... beat that.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Happy to accomodate you:
Took my one-iteis out for a beer, wait an hour for the famous biker jerk to pick her up and take her to his place to **** her.
One more drop of bitternes against women in that ocean of bitternes inside me...
Took my one-iteis out for a beer, wait an hour for the famous biker jerk to pick her up and take her to his place to **** her.
One more drop of bitternes against women in that ocean of bitternes inside me...
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
back in the days lol, i told my ex she broke my heart when she broke up with me i recommend doing it, its great a great way to look desperate :crackup:
i recommend doing it, its great a great way to look desperate :crackup:The Librarian
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Mine, easily, was not getting angry with my ex when she finally admited to me that she had cheated on me while she was on vacation in the bahamas. This was only two months into a two and a half year relationship and it really set the tone for the rest of the relationship by proving to her that she could do pretty much what ever she wanted.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.