"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Want To Bang Her, But Getting Friend Zoned??
- Thread starter soulforge
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
soulforge
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PipeDope said:
Well she is coming down to my house on saturday, said she will bring some wine with her..
As for her relationship status, she claims to be single.. but i get the feeling she may still be involved with someone..
I want to keep things purely sexual with her... but she keeps texting me every day, which is kinda annoying..
Firestar786
Senior Don Juan
Just wants some rebound c0vk. Doesn't matter if she's with someone else - your not gonna marry her lol
Fvck and keep her as fvxk plate
soulforge
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Firestar786 said:
Well this is it... my guess is she is wanting rebound cok...
She keeps telling me that its ok if i am seeing other woman? So that tells me, she could also be involved with someone..
Problem is, she is on my whatsapp now, and i don't want to talk to her everyday like we are official.
I,m just going to reply back late.. and keep things sexual..