Wan't a pick-up line for instant pvssy?

[European-DJ]

When you pass a random chick (good looking ofc.), tell her the following;

"I rubbed one out thinking about you today."

 

[Iceberg]

I'm wet just reading it

 

[metoo]

right, probably get you tossed into jail for "stalking" obscenity violation, etc.

 

[PokerStar]

"i got some fried chicken underneath my pillow" this line is good if you are into heavier girls.

 

[demezel]

ohhhh i have a plastic surgeon back at my place also works for insecure girls.... she'll jump on you d!ck and split it before you know it.......... pfff

 

[Leporello]

Her: Gross.

That's about the best response you can hope for

 

[Serialized3]

"who wants to do lines?" hehe

 

[BigSmooth]

When you pass a random chick (good looking ofc.), tell her the following;

"I rubbed one out thinking about you today."

Girl: Wtf...

You: Oh sorry, wrong person. Must have been your more attractive twin.

Girl: I..you're effing weird...

You: Someone's a bit of a grouch today, geez.

Girl: Do I know you?

You: Now you do, the name is [insert your name].


~B-Smooth

 

[kidsmooves]

"i got some fried chicken underneath my pillow" this line is good if you are into heavier girls.

LOL

OP i hope your joking

 

[mustfirstregister]

do i need to do EC?

 

[Jack Wealthy]

LOL

OP i hope your joking

I hate it whennewbies disrepect solid routines just cos it doesn't follow some "formula".

Have you actually tried this kidsmooves? Because I can guarantee, there is a 99% probability the girl may come home with you.

 

[Maximummax]

I saw something like this in dave chappel show
Where he goes to the bar and tries to pick up a chick, but the will be with a friend.
He says you wanna go and watch a movie at my place after they get drunk.
They look at him like they don't care, so he looks at this fat chick and says i got some pizza and she smiles, where as he looks at the other chick and says i got some weed, and then he goes home the two

 

[shizz702]

I just want to say that I find you very attractive, and if I had the opportunity to get to know you I would invite you over, and when you come over I'd pull you close and whisper in your ear, "I got a Swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it." Then I would proceed to pour you some Welch's grape juice in a wine glass.

 

[vatoloco]

"I'm a millionaire."

 

[donjuanapprentice01]

Haha.. Love it!

 

[nismo-4]

"I'm a millionaire."

I'm a multi millionaire.

 

[kidsmooves]

I hate it whennewbies disrepect solid routines just cos it doesn't follow some "formula".

Have you actually tried this kidsmooves? Because I can guarantee, there is a 99% probability the girl may come home with you.

The most you can get out op's line is a good laugh. Aint nothing wrong with that though, it could break the ice. But as far as the girl coming home with you nahhh. What random girl is gonna hear that from you as you pass by her and say "OMG, lets go f*ck"

come on now

 

[kidsmooves]

^agreed, but you're sorta both morons. You for saying it'll work 99% of the time, and kidsmooves for saying it'll never work.

nah dude

 

[kidsmooves]

I saw something like this in dave chappel show
Where he goes to the bar and tries to pick up a chick, but the will be with a friend.
He says you wanna go and watch a movie at my place after they get drunk.
They look at him like they don't care, so he looks at this fat chick and says i got some pizza and she smiles, where as he looks at the other chick and says i got some weed, and then he goes home the two

here's the vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHbqUb6cww

- pizza? i dont want no pizza
- and some weed too
- weed? iiight

i lol'd so harddd

 

[vatoloco]

I'm a multi millionaire.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

We have a winner folks!