"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wanna get some? do this!

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ok so this lil sequence of helps get the things moving

every time I have done this I have gotten laid every time

its an end game set up so you cant start this at the roller rink ( or can you lol)

anyway

it goes:

massage
pillow fight
tickling
wrestling
foreplay
sex

everything is sexually charged the massage can be omitted as some girls are not comfortable with that so go straight to the pillow fighting

you have a fun vibe then you swing pillow ( couch pillow bed pillow dont matter) cause she is “talking ****”

then go tickling her cause she is a brat

then wrestle with her cause she is fighting back

be a man and slap her ass, man handle her, rub up against her ***** take a chance… if you have gotten this far then she is primed for some fun

-good luck
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Or you can knock her out in the pillow fight and skip the tickling, wrestling, and foreplay and get straight to the sex.

^_^
 

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^__^ said:
Or you can knock her out in the pillow fight and skip the tickling, wrestling, and foreplay and get straight to the sex.

^_^
...and jail
 

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i GO STRAIGHT FROM MASSAGE TO SEX ALL THAT OTHER STUFF IS KIDDIE BULL
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No offense, but how about offering a tip on HOW to get to that point.
If you're at the point where you are giving a woman a massage... I doubt that you'd NEED to go through all of those steps.

Of course you'd get laid everytime, because the hardest part... getting her to be a position comfortable enough to be alone with you and getting a massage... was done.

If anything, you've outlined a WHOLE bunch of extra steps that are pretty much unnecessary at that point. This seems something to me that is done between a couple to spicen up the routine. I'm not really sure I'd be into doing ALL of that the very FIRST time that I'm trying to lay someone.

And second observation:

Something about telling someone to "be a man" and telling them to have a "pillow fight" in the same post... just seemed... off.

But I'm pretty sure that's just me.
 

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do most of you get laid often?


number one how do you guys get off on saying having a pillow fight isn't "manly" its all in fun... do you guys even know ow to joke and have fun...

kiddie was a word used how? I am sorry that playing and having fun is considered kiddie guess thats y you guys have sooo much trouble with C/F

No offense, but how about offering a tip on HOW to get to that point.
If you're at the point where you are giving a woman a massage... I doubt that you'd NEED to go through all of those steps.

Of course you'd get laid everytime, because the hardest part... getting her to be a position comfortable enough to be alone with you and getting a massage... was done.

If anything, you've outlined a WHOLE bunch of extra steps that are pretty much unnecessary at that point. This seems something to me that is done between a couple to spicen up the routine. I'm not really sure I'd be into doing ALL of that the very FIRST time that I'm trying to lay someone.

And second observation:

Something about telling someone to "be a man" and telling them to have a "pillow fight" in the same post... just seemed... off.

But I'm pretty sure that's just me.
well if you look at all my other posts you will get those "tips" like this one http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=177517 but this post was about this lil sequence that has worked many a time ( more then 20 times)

and again I say just cause u r a "man" doesnt mean you have to be boring and serious...
 

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Blackgame said:
do most of you get laid often?


number one how do you guys get off on saying having a pillow fight isn't "manly" its all in fun... do you guys even know ow to joke and have fun...

kiddie was a word used how? I am sorry that playing and having fun is considered kiddie guess thats y you guys have sooo much trouble with C/F



well if you look at all my other posts you will get those "tips" like this one http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=177517 but this post was about this lil sequence that has worked many a time ( more then 20 times)

and again I say just cause u r a "man" doesnt mean you have to be boring and serious...

I have fun and I get laid often. In fact I have a team of women. I recognize now that your giving advice to most people who are virgins. I see how a pillow fight and wrestling could help for some one who is scared. When you are in the more experienced realm though it just seems like a waste of time. But kuddos to u if your method works.:up:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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This works for me every time. If you can connect with a girl, and then isolate her, then you are 90% of the way there (if that is what you want).
 

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joe henny said:
I have fun and I get laid often. In fact I have a team of women. I recognize now that your giving advice to most people who are virgins. I see how a pillow fight and wrestling could help for some one who is scared. When you are in the more experienced realm though it just seems like a waste of time. But kuddos to u if your method works.:up:
actully I wrote it for men who want to get laid and fly past lmr a team of women huh? really? lol ok

This works for me every time. If you can connect with a girl, and then isolate her, then you are 90% of the way there (if that is what you want).
what about the other 10%
 

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Lol what do you mean wrestle with her, do you mean we should armbar her or something?

By the way, if you want to be kiddy then play some spin the bottle because you can start off really innocent and very quickly ramp up the sexual aspect. At first you'll just be hugging, then before you know it she's sucking your **** or taking her clothes off. If she says it's too kiddy, jokingly accuse her of wanting to play adult games with you.
of course yea I want to put her in a go go platta.... or a triangle hell maybe even a heel hook... really? dont be a dumb ass

I bet have you done this before? or are you just KJing as u always do...
 

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I once went through a phase where I liked wrestling big women. Really large women. A huge turn on for me to get pinned by them. I probably shouldn't have typed that, but oh well.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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