"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Waiter recommends healthier foods; females become irate

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfqHn5ENFwI&feature=player_embedded

Here you've got this little social experiment where a fat woman orders these huge carb-heavy meals, and the waiter tries to help her out a little bit by recommending some healthier choices and warning her of the dangers of her order. Consequently, female eavesdroppers get irate, while the male ones dgaf (they even support the waiter when it's a hot girl instead).

I laughed my ass off..
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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