"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Voice Issues

victor22

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Hi Guys ,

How do you people deal with heavy voices(musics) in clubs and bars, coz i have a low voice.

Send me some advices.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Boner da Stoner

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Re: Re: Voice Issues

Originally posted by johnmich
Advices lol
wow john you sure are a helpful retard... kind of like the guy who was 22 in grade 9 laughing at the teachers shoes when they squeaked on the floor.

Victor22(get a real nickname, that is almost key, I wouldn't use my email address as my nickname for any reason)

I do know a MAN named victor tootoo though ;)

What you should do is practice, some people scream at the top of their lungs to get over the volume... but whats that? fighting decibals with decibals, there are systems that can squeeze out more db. than a mother ****ing Jet engine...

What you need to do is learn to adapt your voice to the situation, and learn when to shut your trap... your not going to be holding any conversation in a club that loud... EVER! What you will be doing is dancing, and leading with movements, eyes, looks, pauses, and pizzazz.

If you want to get a few words across though, is to squeeze your vocal chords, you know, when you want to sound like you just ate a helium balloon.
 

Cheatz

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Re: Re: Re: Voice Issues

Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
If you want to get a few words across though, is to squeeze your vocal chords, you know, when you want to sound like you just ate a helium balloon.
Well i can't speak for all the other deep voiced guys but if you try doing that you'd only get a wheezy breath sound, even if you're trying scream.

But yes i too would like to know, since how our low voices range is harder to hear when your in a room that has the bass booming at the same frequency.
 
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