"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Travel memoir21
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Holy crap dude....is he still in The Philippines?
That guy is a POS. Makes it worse for guys who like to interact with strangers respectfully, platonic or not. Retarded antisocial behavior
So true
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Guys a complete moron. Always has been. Remember when he beat the sh1t out of that woman who was going for jog because he was high as balls on God only knows what!! How didn't he go to prison for that??
I expect he won't go to prison for this crime either, tbh
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Complements of Vitali.
@Travel memoir21 -- you can thank Vitali for making it more difficult for your channel now.
How are you going to navigate these new laws in your home country?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Yeah it sucks, Im just going to film in laidback, quiet environments like in certain beaches were there’s not that much people and film in my house in my room.
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To get to the front lines you have to have experience, and you have to sign a contract. You can't go there just because you want to.
There is no draft.
Conscription exists for young dudes, up to the age of 27. You don't get sent to war because you're a liability, you get your buddies killed. If you was in another country during your 18 to 27 age, like he was, it does not count against you.
Even if Vitaly wanted to go and fight nobody would take him.
He will most likely come back to United States, because he has a Green Card. That absence for 9 - 10 month won't be a barrier. Conviction in Philippines won't be a barrier.
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1) there's no such thing as karma
2) are you implying that not liking someone means they deserve 24 years in prison? that's an incredible moral value system you have there