virgin at 20

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Mad Manic

Banned

Dec 16, 2007

wutangfinancial said:
^yeah, you're probably still in high school.

Girls past the age of 17 don't care about how much you can bench. I live in Montreal. The model hot girls in their early 20's date uber-skinny metro guys with tons of cash.

That's because they're in the same social groups and wealth is obviously a good factor. You said the tall, good looking ones are in the clubs with the fit girls. Well if they were super scrawny I doubt it. If normal build then still yes as they're tall and good looking. Add muscle and cut physique to tall and good looking and he may actually be sexing these fitties rather than just being in their presence and buying drinks.

MM

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.