"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Veterans Day. How did you serve?

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It's this Thursday fellas. Remember those who have, and do serve. I say thanks to all of them.

Have you served? Tell us your story.

Mine:
Army. 7th Corps (Europe), 205th Infantry (scout), 47th Infantry Div (track commander on an M113A armored personnel carrier). Then served active Army Reserve and active Army Nat Guard. Got out a sergeant.

The GI Bill saved my dumbazz as it allowed me to get my degree in business :yes:

Again, thanks to all who answered the call.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thanks for serving!

I enlisted 3 months ago (Army: 35N "Signals Intelligence Analyst") and ship to BCT at Ft. Jackson (20110222).

I'm terribly excited and eager to gain the title of veteran.
 

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1st Marine Division, 1st MEF, 3rd Amphibious Assault Battalion

YATYAS
 

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5string said:
It's this Thursday fellas. Remember those who have, and do serve. I say thanks to all of them.

Have you served? Tell us your story.

Mine:
Army. 7th Corps (Europe), 205th Infantry (scout), 47th Infantry Div (track commander on an M113A armored personnel carrier). Then served active Army Reserve and active Army Nat Guard. Got out a sergeant.

The GI Bill saved my dumbazz as it allowed me to get my degree in business :yes:

Again, thanks to all who answered the call.
So you create a post thanking yourself? Insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTMUSqcxy14
The EVIL Middle East that ignorant Americans are told to dislike. Why does America support Israel bombing these people? Hey, my people are any people who like high-end ****tails, attractive broads, dance music, and late nights. Broads before guns!!!!
 

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BigJimbo said:
So you create a post thanking yourself? Insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTMUSqcxy14
The EVIL Middle East that ignorant Americans are told to dislike. Why does America support Israel bombing these people? Hey, my people are any people who like high-end ****tails, attractive broads, dance music, and late nights. Broads before guns!!!!
BigJimbo....read the post. I thanked those who served, not myself.

You know, I was actually starting to get a kick out of all your anti American know it all BS rants. I was becoming amused.

Now, why don't you do us all a favor, and take your unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian sh!t dumbass back to the rock from which you came out from under and STFU.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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