"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Veterans Day. How did you serve?

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It's this Thursday fellas. Remember those who have, and do serve. I say thanks to all of them.

Have you served? Tell us your story.

Mine:
Army. 7th Corps (Europe), 205th Infantry (scout), 47th Infantry Div (track commander on an M113A armored personnel carrier). Then served active Army Reserve and active Army Nat Guard. Got out a sergeant.

The GI Bill saved my dumbazz as it allowed me to get my degree in business :yes:

Again, thanks to all who answered the call.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Thanks for serving!

I enlisted 3 months ago (Army: 35N "Signals Intelligence Analyst") and ship to BCT at Ft. Jackson (20110222).

I'm terribly excited and eager to gain the title of veteran.
 

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1st Marine Division, 1st MEF, 3rd Amphibious Assault Battalion

YATYAS
 

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5string said:
It's this Thursday fellas. Remember those who have, and do serve. I say thanks to all of them.

Have you served? Tell us your story.

Mine:
Army. 7th Corps (Europe), 205th Infantry (scout), 47th Infantry Div (track commander on an M113A armored personnel carrier). Then served active Army Reserve and active Army Nat Guard. Got out a sergeant.

The GI Bill saved my dumbazz as it allowed me to get my degree in business :yes:

Again, thanks to all who answered the call.
So you create a post thanking yourself? Insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTMUSqcxy14
The EVIL Middle East that ignorant Americans are told to dislike. Why does America support Israel bombing these people? Hey, my people are any people who like high-end ****tails, attractive broads, dance music, and late nights. Broads before guns!!!!
 

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BigJimbo said:
So you create a post thanking yourself? Insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTMUSqcxy14
The EVIL Middle East that ignorant Americans are told to dislike. Why does America support Israel bombing these people? Hey, my people are any people who like high-end ****tails, attractive broads, dance music, and late nights. Broads before guns!!!!
BigJimbo....read the post. I thanked those who served, not myself.

You know, I was actually starting to get a kick out of all your anti American know it all BS rants. I was becoming amused.

Now, why don't you do us all a favor, and take your unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian sh!t dumbass back to the rock from which you came out from under and STFU.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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