Verbally abused by women in busy cinema queue

[curtis_mooney]

Re: Personally, if a b*tch said that...

Originally posted by InLawsHateMe

"Why you talking about me b*tch, I don't know you!" then go about your business, if she should say something back, just cut her off and go...'shut the hell up!' ...then shake head. ..should she say soemthing else say... 'b*tch thinks she's got an audience here or something, like she Bozo the Clown or something... "

WHAT KIND OF CRAP ADVICE IS THIS!!!!!! IF YOU WERE TO SAY SOMETHING SO STUPID AS THAT BOZO THE CLOWN COMMENT YOU WOULD GET LAUGHED AT EVEN MORE!!!!

SOME GIRLS AND PEOPLE ARE JUST STUPID AND EVIL. THAT IS WHY SHE MADE THAT COMMENT, THE BEST THING TO DO WOULD OF JUST BEEN TO IGNORE HER LIKE YOU DID NOT HEAR HER, OR SIMPLY WALK UP TO HER AND BIT#H SMACK HER LIKE THE BIT#H SHE IS!!!

SOME OF THE SUGGESTIONS HERE ARE JUST FLAT OUT ABSURD!!!

BOZO THE CLOWN HAS AN AUDIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WOULD GET THE ENTIRE LINE LAUGHING AT THIS POOR GUY!!!!!

 

[Ice Cold]

Originally posted by The Sentinel
Was waiting in a very long cinema queue on saturday night with a friend. This group of attractive girls, four or so, were standing. One of them loudly said "how much is THAT guy not geting any" pointing at me. You can imaine in a busy qeuue with nowehere to go it was very embarrasing and soul destroying.

Guys I could use a hug right now.

Im not good looking or ugly either, just an ordinary guy, what did they make a fool of me for?

Your promlem lies in low self esteem and not getting any

I'd take it as a come on and started flirting with them.

Add this to the most obvious come-on that was missed

 

[DankNuggs]

Possible responses (key being to keep your cool), follow with ignoring her.

"You look diseased."

"Your pretty trashy, huh"

These will incite more comments from the group though, who wants a pissing match in a cinema line.

Or give her a wry grin and a little head nod. conveying "whatever"

go about your business. Don't worry about it. They were probably young teenagers acting immature...Whatever. keep your class.

 

[salthepal]

no offence man ..

but if u didn't have the balls to tell her off , i mean anything with the words period, tampons or snot ; and you're here *****in' about it; AND YOU WANT A HUG ?

r u really a guy, let alone a DJ ????

 

[AMF]

I've thought quite abit about the best way to put someone down in a situation like this. Many of you guys comebacks will leave you looking upset, desperate or immature. There aint time to spout a long line about your ****, or her **** or her mommas **** etc etc.

What you do is...

Coldly, slowly and emotionlessly look them up and down.

Again up and down while narrowing your eyes, sizing her whole little sh*tty self up.

Then briefly pull a face of utter, pure disgust.

Then slowly turn away and immediately carry on talking to someone else.

...f**cking hate hos like that one man.

 

[drixsa]

you could always go with

"yea your right, i gotta save my energy for when i rape you tomorrow morning"

 

[windwork]

Originally posted by drixsa
you could always go with

"yea your right, i gotta save my energy for when i rape you tomorrow morning"

this is the dumbest advice ever.
think before u talk.

 

[windwork]

There has been some great advice in this thread, especially from the mature DJs
keep up the good work

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by windwork
this is the dumbest advice ever.
think before u talk.

windwork id like to give you the same advice.

its a JOKE im being SARCASTIC.

chill out there bro, insulting will get you nowhere

 

[NewMan]

I would have just laughed at the biatch.

Any come back would just give her the power.

A long laugh and a

"Whatever you say HONEY" - Or baby, or chika - or whatever slang term you use would work wonders.


Basically this tells her that your one confident mother fvcker - and you really don't give a sh#t about her.

She wants to see that she's got to you - that she's effected you - don't let her.

 

[MikeYikes122]

I woulda had my boy throw 45 seconds on the clock; we woulda touched mics, and then I woulda ripped her a new one.

 

[Jeremymichael]

still laughing at bozo the clown comment

 

[Jeremymichael]

I might add there are a few bozo the clown women in my town also, so don't let it get you down .