"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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bud_2005

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I see in many of your meal plans a number of you have beef/veggies as an option. Well first off I don't know how to cook much. When you guys are eating veggies is it just like canned corn or peas because thats the only thing I can think of to cook.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I-tallionStallion

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make a salad, best and easiest option. Doesn't need to be huge.
 

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1) a rice cooker with a steamer attachment.
2) frozen broccoli / cauliflower

Drizzle a little bit of olive oil and salt and pepper to flavor. Delicious snack.

btw if you boil veggies don't do it too long, it sucks out all the good nutrients and vitamins you want out of them.
 

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Someone mentioned salads, salads are an excellent choice. You can put pretty much and veg and/or fruit in them. I like to sub spinach for lettuce sometimes.

Also, you can add vegies to your sanwhiches, pretty simple.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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My personal favorite

Chicken cooked with :

Red Peppers, Onions, Asparagus, and Mushrooms.

All over rice.

Side salad with romaine lettuce, cucumbers, and tomatoes.

Plenty of veggies.
 

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Dude don't be such a lazyass! :crackup:

Personally, I would stay away from canned. Fresh are...fresh, which is about as good as it gets...frozen are pretty good, right up there, most are flash frozen and minimally processed...the only thing is, fresh veggies are the cheapest, lb per lb. Get a wok or a large pan, heat up olive oil and throw on your veggie or veggies of choice and cook them slowly and season as you see fit, salt, pepper, garlic, etc....I would hesitate to even call this cooking! At the most this will take you 10-15 minutes and you can even make a surplus and store the rest as left-overs. Don't make a habit of canned corn.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Throttle

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insidious said:
fresh veggies are the cheapest, lb per lb.
when in season.

Get a wok or a large pan, heat up olive oil and throw on your veggie or veggies of choice and cook them slowly and season as you see fit, salt, pepper, garlic, etc....I would hesitate to even call this cooking!
yeh but only b/c people expect cooking to be hard. it's not, or rather, it doesn't have to be. ain't rocket science.
 
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