"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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zekko

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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zekko

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Huel, soylent amazing grass and peanut butter
Thanks. Sounds kind of gimmicky though, doesn't exactly make the mouth water. Peanut butter's okay.
I suppose you get acclimated to it.
 

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Thanks. Sounds kind of gimmicky though, doesn't exactly make the mouth water. Peanut butter's okay.
I suppose you get acclimated to it.
Not gimmicky; I'm too lazy to cook.
 
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