"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Valentine's Day... is coming up. How to be a MAN?
- Thread starter Play the Game
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Skydiver43127
Senior Don Juan
Agree generally. I accidentally arranged a date today with a girl I go out with. I intend to go ala-Joey on her and give her vouchers for free s*x with me. Only I'm too lazy to write vouchers, so I'm just going to get away with a verbal promise.
If you don’t let vday dent your bank account and/or be taken for a ride, then there isn’t much bad about vday. Just good times and fun memories.
Its sad that some people need a REASON to celebrate love and passion etc.. It should be a daily routine.. But hey.. that’s life.. what you make of it is up to you as an individual person.
If you want to reward her: take her out to dinner, but have a special unique place afterward like the whole ice cream thing, and after that something to get you both in the mood for hot passionate lovin'
If you want to impress her, well today's not the day to do it bud.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.