"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Using this line at clubs will get u laid.

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I was thinking about this the other day and i want to know what u guys think. So ur at the bar and ur talking to the chick u want to bone. Why not say to her "I am dying to eat some pu$$y right now, lets go back to ur place so i can eat u out". lol. What do u guys think of this line? Woulnt she accept it if she was really horny. Imagine a girl ur gaming saying to u "I want to suck ur d!ck so bad right now". U would accept the offer, even if she wasnt that hot. So dont u think this kind of line would work on a girl? We all know women love being eaten out so how many would really reject ur offer. And u'll be getting her so horny when ur down there that she'll end up wanting u to fvck her as well. Any thoughts?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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yes it may work if shes boozed out...if not, her ASD will kick you in the balls.
 

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Charm&Style said:
yes it may work if shes boozed out...if not, her ASD will kick you in the balls.
Or her boyfriend who's waiting some where else catches wind of this and starts sh*t.

Still this isn't a new line. Use that line on spring break only and you save yourself some time. My former bosses brother walked around and told girls "I got some cocaine, wanna f*ck?" and it worked. Should also the kind of girls who concider this line as well.
 

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OK moron, here is how to NOT start threads:

Notice that you have NO IDEA if this line will actually work. Yet you made such a great title! Congrats, smarty pants, you just won the "keyboard jockey of the week" award.

Now if you went out, tested this and came back either with pu$$y juice on your lips or a black eye, I would have given you props.


That given, enjoy herpes when you go down on girls who say yes that quickly..
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Oxide said:
OK moron, here is how to NOT start threads:

Notice that you have NO IDEA if this line will actually work. Yet you made such a great title! Congrats, smarty pants, you just won the "keyboard jockey of the week" award.

Now if you went out, tested this and came back either with pu$$y juice on your lips or a black eye, I would have given you props.


That given, enjoy herpes when you go down on girls who say yes that quickly..
:up: my thoughts exectly.

In all likelyhood that line will mostly attract (if it will attract at all) either fat or fugly chicks who are desperate for sex (just like AFC guys they are not getting any) . Not only that but I bet that after you eat their fat stanky pvssy they will get up and leave and all you are left with is the bitter taste in your mouth while getting no BJ or sex and looking like the fool sucker that you are.
 

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Aaron B said:
Its not what you say, its how you say it
agreed!!!!

No this is a REALLY good thread..this comes to show the real DJ's from the lames.....


See with that type of line you can't just come up and cold approach...if you are really dancing with her and she grinding on your D*ck and your feeling her up and down on the dance floor---your moving real good---she's feeling really comfortable in your arms...and then you drop that Line...you could probably be banging her thAt night...


If you say it like your sincere and you totally don't give a **** and it's really suave and smooth...she would probably say "Yes" it's all a gamble :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ratisson said:
I was thinking about this the other day and i want to know what u guys think. So ur at the bar and ur talking to the chick u want to bone. Why not say to her "I am dying to eat some pu$$y right now, lets go back to ur place so i can eat u out". lol. What do u guys think of this line? Woulnt she accept it if she was really horny. Imagine a girl ur gaming saying to u "I want to suck ur d!ck so bad right now". U would accept the offer, even if she wasnt that hot. So dont u think this kind of line would work on a girl? We all know women love being eaten out so how many would really reject ur offer. And u'll be getting her so horny when ur down there that she'll end up wanting u to fvck her as well. Any thoughts?
Cant believe i wasted 2 min of my life reading this load of cra*

Stay away from women, it is better for you own health.
 

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How old are you?

As an opener, I think you are crazy

now there is the 10% rule, meaning if you approach 10 women directly for a lay, 1 of them will go home with you... so I guess it is possible, but your title is quite misleading.
 
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