"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Using this line at clubs will get u laid.

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I was thinking about this the other day and i want to know what u guys think. So ur at the bar and ur talking to the chick u want to bone. Why not say to her "I am dying to eat some pu$$y right now, lets go back to ur place so i can eat u out". lol. What do u guys think of this line? Woulnt she accept it if she was really horny. Imagine a girl ur gaming saying to u "I want to suck ur d!ck so bad right now". U would accept the offer, even if she wasnt that hot. So dont u think this kind of line would work on a girl? We all know women love being eaten out so how many would really reject ur offer. And u'll be getting her so horny when ur down there that she'll end up wanting u to fvck her as well. Any thoughts?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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yes it may work if shes boozed out...if not, her ASD will kick you in the balls.
 

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Charm&Style said:
yes it may work if shes boozed out...if not, her ASD will kick you in the balls.
Or her boyfriend who's waiting some where else catches wind of this and starts sh*t.

Still this isn't a new line. Use that line on spring break only and you save yourself some time. My former bosses brother walked around and told girls "I got some cocaine, wanna f*ck?" and it worked. Should also the kind of girls who concider this line as well.
 

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OK moron, here is how to NOT start threads:

Notice that you have NO IDEA if this line will actually work. Yet you made such a great title! Congrats, smarty pants, you just won the "keyboard jockey of the week" award.

Now if you went out, tested this and came back either with pu$$y juice on your lips or a black eye, I would have given you props.


That given, enjoy herpes when you go down on girls who say yes that quickly..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Oxide said:
OK moron, here is how to NOT start threads:

Notice that you have NO IDEA if this line will actually work. Yet you made such a great title! Congrats, smarty pants, you just won the "keyboard jockey of the week" award.

Now if you went out, tested this and came back either with pu$$y juice on your lips or a black eye, I would have given you props.


That given, enjoy herpes when you go down on girls who say yes that quickly..
:up: my thoughts exectly.

In all likelyhood that line will mostly attract (if it will attract at all) either fat or fugly chicks who are desperate for sex (just like AFC guys they are not getting any) . Not only that but I bet that after you eat their fat stanky pvssy they will get up and leave and all you are left with is the bitter taste in your mouth while getting no BJ or sex and looking like the fool sucker that you are.
 

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Aaron B said:
Its not what you say, its how you say it
agreed!!!!

No this is a REALLY good thread..this comes to show the real DJ's from the lames.....


See with that type of line you can't just come up and cold approach...if you are really dancing with her and she grinding on your D*ck and your feeling her up and down on the dance floor---your moving real good---she's feeling really comfortable in your arms...and then you drop that Line...you could probably be banging her thAt night...


If you say it like your sincere and you totally don't give a **** and it's really suave and smooth...she would probably say "Yes" it's all a gamble :rockon:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ratisson said:
I was thinking about this the other day and i want to know what u guys think. So ur at the bar and ur talking to the chick u want to bone. Why not say to her "I am dying to eat some pu$$y right now, lets go back to ur place so i can eat u out". lol. What do u guys think of this line? Woulnt she accept it if she was really horny. Imagine a girl ur gaming saying to u "I want to suck ur d!ck so bad right now". U would accept the offer, even if she wasnt that hot. So dont u think this kind of line would work on a girl? We all know women love being eaten out so how many would really reject ur offer. And u'll be getting her so horny when ur down there that she'll end up wanting u to fvck her as well. Any thoughts?
Cant believe i wasted 2 min of my life reading this load of cra*

Stay away from women, it is better for you own health.
 

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How old are you?

As an opener, I think you are crazy

now there is the 10% rule, meaning if you approach 10 women directly for a lay, 1 of them will go home with you... so I guess it is possible, but your title is quite misleading.
 
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