I was thinking about this the other day and i want to know what u guys think. So ur at the bar and ur talking to the chick u want to bone. Why not say to her "I am dying to eat some pu$$y right now, lets go back to ur place so i can eat u out". lol. What do u guys think of this line? Woulnt she accept it if she was really horny. Imagine a girl ur gaming saying to u "I want to suck ur d!ck so bad right now". U would accept the offer, even if she wasnt that hot. So dont u think this kind of line would work on a girl? We all know women love being eaten out so how many would really reject ur offer. And u'll be getting her so horny when ur down there that she'll end up wanting u to fvck her as well. Any thoughts?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Using this line at clubs will get u laid.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
yes it may work if shes boozed out...if not, her ASD will kick you in the balls.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Or her boyfriend who's waiting some where else catches wind of this and starts sh*t.Charm&Style said:
Still this isn't a new line. Use that line on spring break only and you save yourself some time. My former bosses brother walked around and told girls "I got some cocaine, wanna f*ck?" and it worked. Should also the kind of girls who concider this line as well.
OK moron, here is how to NOT start threads:
Notice that you have NO IDEA if this line will actually work. Yet you made such a great title! Congrats, smarty pants, you just won the "keyboard jockey of the week" award.
Now if you went out, tested this and came back either with pu$$y juice on your lips or a black eye, I would have given you props.
That given, enjoy herpes when you go down on girls who say yes that quickly..
Notice that you have NO IDEA if this line will actually work. Yet you made such a great title! Congrats, smarty pants, you just won the "keyboard jockey of the week" award.
Now if you went out, tested this and came back either with pu$$y juice on your lips or a black eye, I would have given you props.
That given, enjoy herpes when you go down on girls who say yes that quickly..
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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da_hunter said:
pun intended? ... sorry couldn't resist.
but yes it would work if the girl is drunk, or if you've already gotten alot of interest from her, otherwise, why the hell would she, you have to remember, girls dont want to be sluts, unlike guys.
Oxide said:
my thoughts exectly.In all likelyhood that line will mostly attract (if it will attract at all) either fat or fugly chicks who are desperate for sex (just like AFC guys they are not getting any) . Not only that but I bet that after you eat their fat stanky pvssy they will get up and leave and all you are left with is the bitter taste in your mouth while getting no BJ or sex and looking like the fool sucker that you are.
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Using this line will get you
SLAPPED!
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OR
she will do this===============>
Oh man, this forum is beginning to suck.
SLAPPED!
:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
OR
she will do this===============>
Oh man, this forum is beginning to suck.
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
agreed!!!!Aaron B said:
No this is a REALLY good thread..this comes to show the real DJ's from the lames.....
See with that type of line you can't just come up and cold approach...if you are really dancing with her and she grinding on your D*ck and your feeling her up and down on the dance floor---your moving real good---she's feeling really comfortable in your arms...and then you drop that Line...you could probably be banging her thAt night...
If you say it like your sincere and you totally don't give a **** and it's really suave and smooth...she would probably say "Yes" it's all a gamble :rockon:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Dee-Zy
Master Don Juan
How old are you?
As an opener, I think you are crazy
now there is the 10% rule, meaning if you approach 10 women directly for a lay, 1 of them will go home with you... so I guess it is possible, but your title is quite misleading.
As an opener, I think you are crazy
now there is the 10% rule, meaning if you approach 10 women directly for a lay, 1 of them will go home with you... so I guess it is possible, but your title is quite misleading.