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Funny stuff.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Using RPG games to help you overcome social anxiety
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Funny stuff."She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
Don't forget your most powerful spell.
The George McFly backshot (+50 personality)
The George McFly backshot (+50 personality)
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
We're have way too much fun with this...
diplomatic_lies
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Video games are getting waaaay out of hand these days...
Next thing you know we'll actually be talking to other people in multiplayer computer games. Brings socialising to a new low.
Next thing you know we'll actually be talking to other people in multiplayer computer games. Brings socialising to a new low.
Don't forget the Squeeze Other Guys Balls move (see Bjerte's posts), +200 to charisma!
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
diplomatic_lies
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Seriously speaking though, if it's working for him, then there's nothing we can really say (especially you keyboard jockeys out there).
Whatever works, simply works. Personally I think only losers use online dating, but if you manage to snag a hot chick on the internet, then congratulations.
Whatever works, simply works. Personally I think only losers use online dating, but if you manage to snag a hot chick on the internet, then congratulations.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Wait a second, did I miss something? What does any of this have to do with sarging online? The article didn't say anything about it.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Like World of Warcraft?Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Video games are getting waaaay out of hand these days...
Next thing you know we'll actually be talking to other people in multiplayer computer games.
diplomatic_lies
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It follows the same principle. Most people here think whatever this guy's doing is stupid. Most people also think internet dating is stupid. But if it works, then it isn't stupid.
I'm sure there's guys out there who use even weirder pickup techniques, but at the end of the day, getting results is all that's important.,
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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But I just found that to prove my point. The reason I knew it was a spoof is that it is obviously so. Did you think This Is Spinal Tap was a real documentary too?