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Funny stuff.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Using RPG games to help you overcome social anxiety
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Funny stuff.“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
Don't forget your most powerful spell.
The George McFly backshot (+50 personality)
The George McFly backshot (+50 personality)
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
We're have way too much fun with this...
diplomatic_lies
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Video games are getting waaaay out of hand these days...
Next thing you know we'll actually be talking to other people in multiplayer computer games. Brings socialising to a new low.
Next thing you know we'll actually be talking to other people in multiplayer computer games. Brings socialising to a new low.
Don't forget the Squeeze Other Guys Balls move (see Bjerte's posts), +200 to charisma!
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
diplomatic_lies
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Seriously speaking though, if it's working for him, then there's nothing we can really say (especially you keyboard jockeys out there).
Whatever works, simply works. Personally I think only losers use online dating, but if you manage to snag a hot chick on the internet, then congratulations.
Whatever works, simply works. Personally I think only losers use online dating, but if you manage to snag a hot chick on the internet, then congratulations.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Wait a second, did I miss something? What does any of this have to do with sarging online? The article didn't say anything about it.
MetalFortress
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Like World of Warcraft?Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Video games are getting waaaay out of hand these days...
Next thing you know we'll actually be talking to other people in multiplayer computer games.
diplomatic_lies
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It follows the same principle. Most people here think whatever this guy's doing is stupid. Most people also think internet dating is stupid. But if it works, then it isn't stupid.
I'm sure there's guys out there who use even weirder pickup techniques, but at the end of the day, getting results is all that's important.,
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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But I just found that to prove my point. The reason I knew it was a spoof is that it is obviously so. Did you think This Is Spinal Tap was a real documentary too?