"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dannyrt34

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I suck at telling jokes, but people say I'm still a pretty funny guy.

The thing is, It's not that I say funny stuff, I use actions, or voice tone to make normal things sound funny. I watch comedians such as Dane Cook, and realized that he is the same way. It's not the same just listening to Dane Cook on CD. It's just not as funny as actually WATCHING him, the reason for this is that when he does his routine, he uses his body language, and that's what makes him hilarious. I highly suggest you watch one of Dane Cook's performances, watch things as simple as how he walks around on the stage. I even used a few of his jokes on a date, for example:

I took a girl to the movies, and we sat down and commented on how comfortable the seats are. I then said "look baby! the armrest, it goes up! See we got a nice place to put our arms, and then if i do this (raises armlift) You can blow me if the movie is bad." I said this in a joking, sarcastic tone and she ate it up. It was all in the voicetone though, I don't recommend trying that one unless you can practice it with the right tone.

Alright guys, now I put this in the discussion form because I want to see other examples or tips on using humor while out on a date.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Panda 2000

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Dannyrt34 said:
I said this in a joking, sarcastic tone and she ate it up.
Right there at the movie theater? Talk about horny chicks, huh?
 

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Panda 2000 said:
Right there at the movie theater? Talk about horny chicks, huh?
Haha it really wasn't that big of a deal, you have to say it like it's no big deal, so your girl don't take it too seriously. I just got one of those playful hits on the shoulder and she told me to shutup in a playful voice. Then I say "Oh im kiddin baby" and leaned in for a kiss. It went pretty well.

Lol, seriously guys if you have HBO on demand, go into there and look for Dane Cook's vicious cycle, it's free if you have HBO.
 

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Humor isn't all about "jokes". Like you were saying, sometimes the funniest thing could be in your body language. The way you walk, a crazy reaction to a bad smell, the weird noise you make when you laugh. You don't have to say something to be funny.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ace of Flames said:
Humor isn't all about "jokes". Like you were saying, sometimes the funniest thing could be in your body language. The way you walk, a crazy reaction to a bad smell, the weird noise you make when you laugh. You don't have to say something to be funny.
Very true. :up:
 
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