“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I suck at telling jokes, but people say I'm still a pretty funny guy.

The thing is, It's not that I say funny stuff, I use actions, or voice tone to make normal things sound funny. I watch comedians such as Dane Cook, and realized that he is the same way. It's not the same just listening to Dane Cook on CD. It's just not as funny as actually WATCHING him, the reason for this is that when he does his routine, he uses his body language, and that's what makes him hilarious. I highly suggest you watch one of Dane Cook's performances, watch things as simple as how he walks around on the stage. I even used a few of his jokes on a date, for example:

I took a girl to the movies, and we sat down and commented on how comfortable the seats are. I then said "look baby! the armrest, it goes up! See we got a nice place to put our arms, and then if i do this (raises armlift) You can blow me if the movie is bad." I said this in a joking, sarcastic tone and she ate it up. It was all in the voicetone though, I don't recommend trying that one unless you can practice it with the right tone.

Alright guys, now I put this in the discussion form because I want to see other examples or tips on using humor while out on a date.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Panda 2000

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Dannyrt34 said:
I said this in a joking, sarcastic tone and she ate it up.
Right there at the movie theater? Talk about horny chicks, huh?
 

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Panda 2000 said:
Right there at the movie theater? Talk about horny chicks, huh?
Haha it really wasn't that big of a deal, you have to say it like it's no big deal, so your girl don't take it too seriously. I just got one of those playful hits on the shoulder and she told me to shutup in a playful voice. Then I say "Oh im kiddin baby" and leaned in for a kiss. It went pretty well.

Lol, seriously guys if you have HBO on demand, go into there and look for Dane Cook's vicious cycle, it's free if you have HBO.
 

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Humor isn't all about "jokes". Like you were saying, sometimes the funniest thing could be in your body language. The way you walk, a crazy reaction to a bad smell, the weird noise you make when you laugh. You don't have to say something to be funny.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Ace of Flames said:
Humor isn't all about "jokes". Like you were saying, sometimes the funniest thing could be in your body language. The way you walk, a crazy reaction to a bad smell, the weird noise you make when you laugh. You don't have to say something to be funny.
Very true. :up:
 
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