Using a text message you got from a chick for an opener

[stalluproar]

So I am out sarging and I get a series of text messages from a girl who is obsessed with me. Here is the context of the texts:

"Do you ever wanna get naked and run through a sprinkler in october"

"I am so frickin drunk will you text me"

"I guess i just wish u were here"

"I want to know if you want me"

"I am way 2 flippin drunk, 2 bad u r not here can u text me back"

Now when I got these texts, I went up to the nearest women in the area, ask them if they would text a guy like that and show them the text I got from this girl. I wasn't successful in getting any numbers. Any one do something similar to this? Any other ideas how to present these once you get them and in the future when I want an opinion from a girl?

 

[Jizz]

"Do you ever wanna get naked and run through a sprinkler in october"

Ha love that, brilliant!

 

[Rad]

Hah you should text her back with "October? No way, let's try December"

 

[arlanda]

Hm, I would use those as an interesting conversation topic later in the pickup to aviod them thinking you're just showing off.