"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Uses for block of land?

AtomicDog

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Hey

I rent half a house and there's a very large unused block of land out my back door.

Any interesting/novel ideas what to do with it?

The owner keeps the grass cut, theres harldy ever anyone there and it feels like its going to waste.

Some ideas I had:

soccer,
cricket (mightnt work because the ground is uneven)
car party (have eveyrone bring their car and park it there)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ace of Flames

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Since you don't own the land, you'd have to ask the owner before adding to it. I'd say just throw parties and stuff out there. Play frisbee or something.
 

KillaCam

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I've always liked the concept behind a destruction derby.

But anything to do with drinking and socialising sounds on the money. Car party it is!
 

Bible_Belt

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You could try and buy both pieces of property, merging them. The value of the two together should be more than the sum of each individual value.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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