"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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US women's soccer: Thrown under the bus

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Now.. I'm not going to sit here and say I'm the biggest soccer fan on earth... but my GF is from England and so I've been forced to bare though this crap they call women's soccer for the last 2 weeks.

man did anyone catch the storyline today? Very interesting.

US had a golie that has not allowed a goal for 3 games... the coach yanks her for a goalie that beat Brazil...3 YEARS AGO... the backup golie

long story short... US got waxed.. 4-0.

Now.. I've played sports all my life. you win as a team.. you loose as a team. it's easy to point at one player.. but when you loose.. everyone contributed somehow

apparantly.. not so with the US Soccer team

my gosh, I don't think I've ever seen a person get thrown under a bus.. they not only threw her under.. they put it in reverse, then went to the top of a hill and drove off and landed on her.

The starting goalie that got yanked: "yes, that was a very stupid decision by our coach.. it was pointless. I woudln't have gave up 4 goals.. you can't go off what someoen did 4 years ago, that's stupid"

Another player on the team said: "Well.. you ca'nt win when you are playing 10 on 11 for 90 mintues.. we did what we could, but we were handicapped"


my gosh... women.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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as a goalie you are either the hero or the a$$ of the team.
 
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yup, Scurry is too old for Brazil's speed.
 
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