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It will be the most efficient use of your time.

And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.

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AHAAHAHHAHA I AM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS!!!!
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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confusing post...you need to study the dj bible more son. get some game.

1. don't start by being an afc..making shyt for her...she has to earn it. you punk yourself out.
2. don't play games with gifts that she obviously didn't want to begin with.
3. ask her out and if she says no then move the f*ck on.
 
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Dude, it was so obvious. You should've made her a life-size Miss Piggy instead.
 
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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
confusing post...you need to study the dj bible more son. get some game.

1. don't start by being an afc..making shyt for her...she has to earn it. you punk yourself out.
2. don't play games with gifts that she obviously didn't want to begin with.
3. ask her out and if she says no then move the f*ck on.
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HAHAHAHAHA we still have people trying to help this guy... player you should read this entire thread.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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heh I like how the original guy edited some of his posts so it didnt come off as a little "strange"
 
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Originally posted by Starman
heh I like how the original guy edited some of his posts so it didnt come off as a little "strange"
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Is that so? I didn't notice that? :confused:
 
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bump in case you haven't had a good laugh in a while. This post needs to go in the Bible, methinks.

It's probably my all-time favorite from this board.
 
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hehe I was actually recently thinking of this poor chap..and wondering if he chopped off his nuts with a cleaver or signed on with a new screen name

Im all for new and untried techniques is seduction..but ceramic polar bears are just waayyy too futuristic to work in this lifetime
 
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i thought this was a site for men to discuss and seek help with women/relationship issues - turns out its a comic relelief website.

the crazy things men say and do to win over the company of a woman is hilarious...our brains stop thinking and we get retarded thinking of ways to impress our prey - most of the time it backfires - the prime example of this being the current ceramic-coin slot in the back bear-hide in the bar episode! Women please forgive us we know not what we do. i have never laughed so much out loud than in the past few days in my whole life - please guys keep sharing your stories...your failures and your successes as you attempt to reach Don Juan status...hell with the comedy clubs im visiting sosuave.com!!!
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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Has anyone besides me noticed the title of this thread "URGENT" -the urgency of this hide-the-bear scenario seems to escape me - huh?
 
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i love you guys for bumping this... this is an all time classic.
 
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Bumptastic.
A good idea would be to create a whole new section in the Bible called "No-nos"; this would belong there.
Peace.
 
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I don't visit this site much anymore, but I came back just to read this. My favorite thread of all time.

enjoy!

bump
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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