"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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AHAAHAHHAHA I AM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS!!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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confusing post...you need to study the dj bible more son. get some game.

1. don't start by being an afc..making shyt for her...she has to earn it. you punk yourself out.
2. don't play games with gifts that she obviously didn't want to begin with.
3. ask her out and if she says no then move the f*ck on.
 

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Dude, it was so obvious. You should've made her a life-size Miss Piggy instead.
 

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
confusing post...you need to study the dj bible more son. get some game.

1. don't start by being an afc..making shyt for her...she has to earn it. you punk yourself out.
2. don't play games with gifts that she obviously didn't want to begin with.
3. ask her out and if she says no then move the f*ck on.
HAHAHAHAHA we still have people trying to help this guy... player you should read this entire thread.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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heh I like how the original guy edited some of his posts so it didnt come off as a little "strange"
 

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Originally posted by Starman
heh I like how the original guy edited some of his posts so it didnt come off as a little "strange"
Is that so? I didn't notice that? :confused:
 

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bump in case you haven't had a good laugh in a while. This post needs to go in the Bible, methinks.

It's probably my all-time favorite from this board.
 

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hehe I was actually recently thinking of this poor chap..and wondering if he chopped off his nuts with a cleaver or signed on with a new screen name

Im all for new and untried techniques is seduction..but ceramic polar bears are just waayyy too futuristic to work in this lifetime
 
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i thought this was a site for men to discuss and seek help with women/relationship issues - turns out its a comic relelief website.

the crazy things men say and do to win over the company of a woman is hilarious...our brains stop thinking and we get retarded thinking of ways to impress our prey - most of the time it backfires - the prime example of this being the current ceramic-coin slot in the back bear-hide in the bar episode! Women please forgive us we know not what we do. i have never laughed so much out loud than in the past few days in my whole life - please guys keep sharing your stories...your failures and your successes as you attempt to reach Don Juan status...hell with the comedy clubs im visiting sosuave.com!!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Has anyone besides me noticed the title of this thread "URGENT" -the urgency of this hide-the-bear scenario seems to escape me - huh?
 

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i love you guys for bumping this... this is an all time classic.
 

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Bumptastic.
A good idea would be to create a whole new section in the Bible called "No-nos"; this would belong there.
Peace.
 

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I don't visit this site much anymore, but I came back just to read this. My favorite thread of all time.

enjoy!

bump
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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