DonScotta
New Member
Holy shyt! I was crying the whole time, thanks guys, thanks....
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Urgent!
- Thread starter Duasun
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
WTF man, some guy comes here and talks about cowardly hiding ceramic coin-slot polar bears in smokey bars, then saying "don't touch it's not for you" so he can win the heart of his dream girl, and you all make fun of him?
Why you guys gotta be hatin' on a brotha's ceramic bear?
You guys laugh all you want, but I'm driving straight to the 99 cent store and filling my trunk with these chick-magnet ceramic coin-slotted bears. I think it's pure fricken genius.
(Has much 8> for the ceramic bears)
Why you guys gotta be hatin' on a brotha's ceramic bear?
You guys laugh all you want, but I'm driving straight to the 99 cent store and filling my trunk with these chick-magnet ceramic coin-slotted bears. I think it's pure fricken genius.
(Has much 8> for the ceramic bears)
you forgot the most important ingredient. she has to first tell you she doesn't want it.Originally posted by GirlCrazy
WTF man, some guy comes here and talks about cowardly hiding ceramic coin-slot polar bears in smokey bars, then saying "don't touch it's not for you" so he can win the heart of his dream girl, and you all make fun of him?
Why you guys gotta be hatin' on a brotha's ceramic bear?
You guys laugh all you want, but I'm driving straight to the 99 cent store and filling my trunk with these chick-magnet ceramic coin-slotted bears. I think it's pure fricken genius.
(Has much 8> for the ceramic bears)
duasun: in your original post you said you would ask her how much she liked it on a 1-10 scale. so, what was her answer?
KaLiBuR Da DoN
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this is kina dumb
anyone else not see a point in this thread?
anyone else not see a point in this thread?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
So english is not his first language
I've read a couple of posts on this board where english was the first language of the poster and they didn't write as well as this guy. Now that's scary.
I've read a couple of posts on this board where english was the first language of the poster and they didn't write as well as this guy. Now that's scary.
Starman
Master Don Juan
no point at all..but I got a good laugh out of it..
and its not his language barrier Im laughing at..its the idiocy and preposterousness of his love antics
I havent laughed at a post in this place since Squirell's "..." thread
and its not his language barrier Im laughing at..its the idiocy and preposterousness of his love antics
I havent laughed at a post in this place since Squirell's "..." thread
Kibblez'n'Bitz
Don Juan
Nema na cemu, izvolite.. Da, moj Srpski je malo cudan zato sam tu rodjen u Kanadu... Bar ja sam davno vezbao jezik kuci i tako sam naviklo. Moj padez su sigurno sve gresko (ie. koga, cega, etc.)
Kako sam znao da si iz Yugi je zato sam primetijo tvoj ime "Duasan" i video isto da si napisao u tvoj profajla "Europe" i ja mislo na slucajno mozda si.Nemoj se sekirati na ovaj glupaca ti znas ko (da on ne moze da zna sta mi kazemo necemo spomenjeti njegov ime, lol). Te vrste osobe nemaju nista bolje da radi nego da samo nervirati drugo ljudi za igru. Kao si ti rekao, sta god ga pali.. Ja u stvari osetim ovaj "thread" malo smesno i samo zato ima malo nerazumevanje medju jedan drugome jezici, odma se pocenje bitku.
Cestitim te good luck u tvoj teranje (za cure) i javi se tu nazad kako ide..
Ej, zemljak! Ma dobar ti je srpski, razumem te u potpunosti. Sto kazu ljudi : Jebes padeze!!!Originally posted by Kibblez'n'Bitz
Nema na cemu, izvolite.. Da, moj Srpski je malo cudan zato sam tu rodjen u Kanadu... Bar ja sam davno vezbao jezik kuci i tako sam naviklo. Moj padez su sigurno sve gresko (ie. koga, cega, etc.)
Nemoj se sekirati na ovaj glupaca ti znas ko (da on ne moze da zna sta mi kazemo necemo spomenjeti njegov ime, lol). Te vrste osobe nemaju nista bolje da radi nego da samo nervirati drugo ljudi za igru. Kao si ti rekao, sta god ga pali.. Ja u stvari osetim ovaj "thread" malo smesno i samo zato ima malo nerazumevanje medju jedan drugome jezici, odma se pocenje bitku.
Cestitim te good luck u tvoj teranje (za cure) i javi se tu nazad kako ide..
U pravu si, ova tema i jeste smesna, ne da je smesna, nego je urnebesno smesna. Sve u svemu, shvatio sam da preterujem sa tom ribom, i shvatio sam da necu vise da je cimam. Stvarno nam je bilo lepo na pocetku, dok se nije utripovala i krenula. NEma veze. Nije ona jedina na svetu... Heheheheh... U svakom slucaju, ima riba koje jedva cekaju da me se dokopaju...
Hvala Kiblez, drago mi je da vidim prijateljsku facu ovde. I inace, jebes Zvezdanog coveka!!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Starman
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by Duasun
Ej, zemljak! Ma dobar ti je srpski, razumem te u potpunosti. Sto kazu ljudi : Jebes padeze!!!
U pravu si, ova tema i jeste smesna, ne da je smesna, nego je urnebesno smesna. Sve u svemu, shvatio sam da preterujem sa tom ribom, i shvatio sam da necu vise da je cimam. Stvarno nam je bilo lepo na pocetku, dok se nije utripovala i krenula. NEma veze. Nije ona jedina na svetu... Heheheheh... U svakom slucaju, ima riba koje jedva cekaju da me se dokopaju...
Hvala Kiblez, drago mi je da vidim prijateljsku facu ovde. I inace, jebes Zvezdanog coveka!!!
Cool! Now it all makes sense..thanks for the update
Starman
Master Don Juan
So it was YOU all along that was the scared coward..not her
Im going to hide a sack of ceramic testicles somewhere in this forum..and see if you can find it OK?
Im going to hide a sack of ceramic testicles somewhere in this forum..and see if you can find it OK?
Starman
Master Don Juan
When I goto heaven..I will tickle St. Petersbergs Fat Cow belly sending him laughing in santaclause like convulsions..and he will let me enter heaven VIP..with drinking privileges..and weekend passes to hang with Satan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Eyecandie4ya
Senior Don Juan
Originally posted by Duasun
OK. Do it so. Maybe tou will get award for your humour from somewhere above...
Hehehehe... Maybe you are not so funny as you think?
Dausun, calm down man! This is just comedy. Starman is jocking your mad skills that all!
I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!
I gotta peeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
GirlsAreTrix
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I am laughing my ass off at work from reading this too, and people wanna know why I'm laughing, but I end up closing the site cuz I dont want people to know I come here
Kibblez'n'Bitz
Don Juan
Hvala lol
Isto si ti u pravu sta ti kazes da nema samo jedan "riba" u ovaj sveta (ja verujem to znaci cure). Isto i ja sebi moram da "pecam" za jednu A isto da ja kazem nek ovaj govnariju Zvezdanog coveka ide u pizdu maternu
Ja primetujem da on dosta misli da je on cool ili smesno ili nesto takode. A u stvari je ko neki nerviranje mangup i mozda znaci da on nema ni prijatelj ni curu, lol.Bill said:
Well, actually, besides Serbian, I also speak, read and write Cantonese, little Mandarin. Know a few tidbits of Japanese and am currently learning Espanol. I just seem to have a way with languages.. Now if I could only work on my DJnese with the chicas I'm all set
markk30
Don Juan
awww, poor guy. I swear this thread is getting out of control. Its like a foreign immigrant coming to the states and being bashed by Americans. crazyness.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.