"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Urgent: Roleplaying for Halloween!

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Urgent: SEX Roleplaying for Halloween!

Tomorrow I'm dressing up as a geeky nerd and my g/f is gonna be a skimpy, fobby japanese schoolgirl.

We're gonna roleplay, but I need some ideas on what to say/do guys!!

So far, I know this is part of the scenario:

She's just using me to do her homework and in turn I get sex.

I've thought of this one line:

"Wanna play with my floppy?" (as in floppy disk)

Any tips? :D
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Probably, but I don't think dressing up as a geek while girlfriend is a schoolgirl has been done/wanted to be reminded of.
 
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Wow man you are a genius. a Nerd with a School Girl. /sarcasm

Here's my better idea. How about tough guy/good girl. or Bad girl/Nerdy guy.
 
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