"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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URGENT: girl wants to change the date today

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Hello! Called a girl a few days ago asking her out on an action date (sledge riding and drinking hot chocolate at my place) she said it sounded mighty fun and she was available today, and that she was gonna call me after football practice...

But now she texts me and saying "Hey shall we play football instead?" the thing is I really suck at football and she will see me as a fkn pvssy if she sees me playing...

Should I accept it or decline?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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seano99

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if she wants to play football with you man, she's gonna be worse than you. are you talking about what we call "soccer" in australia? the round ball, cant use your hands? how is that a problem man?

i would let her be the goalie and let her stop a couple, as well as get a few in. i reckon it's ok for you to proceed.

she prob just feels like exercising, or doesnt want to go to your house just yet (since u just met i'm assuming)..
 

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hehe yes it's soccer, but now I waited and she called 15mins after the sms, I told her I haven't read it and she we are going to play hehe so wish me luck on my first date fellas! :p

throughout my childhood I never touched a ball, I was more of the LEGO-type...
 

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Just tell her you don't care for football. She'll respect you for being honest about something you dislike.

This isn't rocket science. If you don't wanna do something with someone, then don't fvcking do it!
 

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Hah, no, it's not "soccer" - it's football. Why does an American game mostly involving your hands deserve to be called football in place of the real football (aka "soccer")

Just be goalkeeper. Make a joke and say you suck at football - poking fun out of yourself and saying you're crap at it isn't gonna hurt your chances - how can you be good at every sport. Good luck man, score a goal ( ;) ;) haha )
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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went on the date now, seems she just wants to be friends... she gave me a hug but that's all :p NEXT :D
 

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You planned out sledge riding and hot chocolate NOT football. You should have cancelled
 
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