"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kamikazi1231

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So lets see. My exgirlfriend is still stalking me. Her friends say she described me as her "knight in shining armor" which I guess means I was one kick ass DJ lol. But there is a dance this Saturday and last night I got myself a date. Piece of cake if you ask me. I've realized that my ex was about as tough a girlfriend as you get and now I have no trouble asking out anyone I want.

In fact I asked out two of the hottest girls around. Each a 8 or 9/10. Both have boyfriends(they do in fact I know the guys, true DJs themselves lol). But just the fact that I did dropped my AFC friends jaws. They say I sure have some balls.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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epitome said:
Your point?
Point? No point. The thread was titled "Update" and that's simply what it is. Not everything has to be a question. An update as a simple thank you to the people who have helped me in prior experiences on this forum who may happen to see it as they are browsing through and recognize it. Nothing more :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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