"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

**** Up Report!!!!!

ProDJ26

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 25, 2006
Messages
751
Reaction score
31
HB has been annoying since I was with my ex. She stopped ever since me and my ex broke up so I gave in and decided to try. lol Hear it is:
We get on Aim:

Me: Loser

HB: What do you want

Me: Dman its lyke that? lol

HB: Who's this?

Me: Playing stupid are we?

HB: oh, then yea it's like that

Me: LMAO, yo punk azz iz krazy

HB: :) How's Your Girlfriend?

That **** threw me off, she knows my ex and she knows were not together anymore. I didn't know how to counter that and was actually shocked at the fact she knew.

HB: ok then

So I was still amazed on how she knew but I replied 10mins later

Me: She's OK, If u wanna call her that lol so....

HB: you call her that, soo

Me: Do I? lol We should hang out

HB: doubtful

Me: U no like fun? haha ur a loser :)

HB: so r u

This is where I ****ed up cuz I was texting another HB at the same time and got the messages mixed up!! ****in Classic!!!! :crackup:

Me: No Im Not Gay

It was then I realize I just ****ed up lol

HB: newayz

Me: lunch?

HB: wen?

I was so ****n eager to plan it for Tuesday but today is Sunday so I didnt wanna seem to desperate, Thursday was to late so I picked Wensday.

Me: Let me check my schedule...

HB: txt me if u wanna chat I'm syncing my ipod and going to the living room, I'll be afc.

I'm thinking "how the **** does she know what AFC is?" but it wasnt that. Like a ****in idiot I go and text her 15mins later....BAD MISTAKE I shouldn't texted her and let her wonder a bit. I went to text her but she text me first


HB: don't like ur intention sorry not interested

So I told myself, "self you just got rejected" So I said **** it thats that, NEXT!!! She then replys

HB: wow gave up quick...I feel special

I should of ignore it but I bit the bait and replied

Me: lol yea special ed, I don't know what ur talkin about I didn't get ur last text

HB: then get a new fone

Me: lol don't hate cuz u got that busted azz fone lol be ready wensday at 1:00pm :)

HB: Ur cute (THAT A ****N BIG AZZ INSULT) and all but I'm lookin for more than that and I don't feel ur feelin that right now

(***** WTF? lol hoes are krazy!!!) :crackup: :crackup:
So I didnt reply and decided to let it go...she replies

HB: ok?

HB: I'll pray for u....to find what you want.

I replied 15mins later


Me: You have NO IDEA lol :)

HB: why r u playing games? I'm not trying to put u down I'm just telling u how I feel...

Me: relax...Irespect your feelings, maybe I should u space :)

HB: Ur crazy but its reaally u...thats just whack just be happy wit what u got. Damn

Me: lol ok ok maybe ur not as fun as I thought take care :)

HB: Ya just lose the number, like I said the intentions r not good so further communication is not needed. take care

And that was that!!! ****in rejection!!!!
Ever since me and my ex broken up about three weeks ago I've been back in the game but the game is not showin pro no love. EVERY woman that I've tried to make dates with has said the same thing, "the intentions aren't good"

lol WTF? Well I do know that every chick I've gamed on the past couple of weeks knows my ex somehow. I'm definately considering dropping of the face of the earth for awhile and let myself not be known. Absence does increase honor. I'll have another report soon.


FEEDBACK :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

AlexTheGreat

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 9, 2004
Messages
497
Reaction score
7
She sounds halfway interested in hearing from you, but doesn't sound interested IN you. Also, are you sure she knew your gf and you had broken up?

From this quote:"HB: Ur crazy but its reaally u...thats just whack just be happy wit what u got. Damn"
Sounds like she didn't know, and she thought you wanted to cheat on your gf with her. Also, since they all know your ex, maybe they think you're trying to get with them to get back at your ex. Take it slower soldier, too much enthousiasm will get you shot.
 

Telos

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2007
Messages
202
Reaction score
7
Me: She's OK, If u wanna call her that lol so....
HB: you call her that, soo
Me: Do I? lol We should hang out
HB: doubtful

Burned.

Chill out man and don't make your intentions so obvious.
 

dav27

Don Juan
Joined
Apr 6, 2008
Messages
50
Reaction score
0
Location
London
It's kinda obvious you went wrong from asking to hang out way too soon in the convo (pretty much right away). You probably would have done a bit better if you let in drag for a while, build some comfort.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

Top