"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Up for a good laugh anyone?

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This girl was kinda my friend in high school this year but hasn't talked to me in like 3 months, but that's totally allright cause she isn't really all upstairs either i'm pretty sure now. She called me one time and left a message like hey Jeff you there?...well this is so and so holla back!..You may recall i wrote a post about her one other time about her sending me a christmas card a month after christmas, basically wishing me a merry christmas kinda weird i thought but didn't think much of it. Well today I got a card in the mail, inventation to a tubberware party! Lol Guess who can't make it... I laughed my ash off. I must come off as gay or something?..Tupperware is about as interesting to me as watching a light bulb burn out. Well hope this comes as a good laugh. Does anyone else think this is WeIrd lol?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think this girl has a serious mental health problem. I suggest you go to your school counselor and talk to her about it, tell her about this christmas card thing and all of the other wierd activity. Tell the counselor that you suggest this girl meets with her.
 

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Hahahaha...a tupperware party date....that's ****in hilarious. I would definitely go.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I'm thinking serious mental problems. Or she thinks your gay or something! That's hilarious! You should go and dress up in a costume and be like, "Happy new year!" And start singing christmas songs and lighting off fireworks! Or not!
 

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How does spray paint, a lighter, and a paintball gun tie together? How does a paintball gun with a lighter even work?
 

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Heh unless she is really ugly i think she is a keeper. Not everday you find a girl like that. She could really keep you on her toes. Go out with her and keep a journal on the forum for all of us to read!
 

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Dude, a tupperware party?
That's beyond hilarious. I'm gonna try & remember that one.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Short Field Report..
needless to say, I never called back to rsvp..on Sat. I don't think I would go out with her, lol yeah she does have some issues though seriously, discoverd she suffers from emotional problems and takes meds to help her from not being "depressed". I definetly won't go out with her it would be a crazy ride, she is also jail bate so nah. I'm going to send her an inventation to go to a "girls"strip club in Canada with me and my bro. i'll put rsvp on the back..!
 

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
I'd bring a lighter and a few cans of spray paint. Then I'd get my paint ball gun and attach the lighter a few inches past the nozzle. MELT THAT TUPPLEWARE BABY!!!! MeLT IT DOWN!!! Or the gun will blow up and I'll get flamed....literally. That would suck. Yep. Burning sucks.:(
a paintball gun with a lighter wouldnt work...the puff of air would put the lighter out...:rolleyes:
 
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